"Who could have prevented this?" asks one of the only men in the world who could have prevented this.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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The bit about them looking out of shape feels particularly weak. Failing to meet the moment in terms of the severity of the threat, and ignoring Dems complicity in getting us here. I don't get upset at every Meal Team 6 joke, but here it feels unserious and reminds me of when (D) pols use bad words to show how upset they are.
Same thing with the Trump Taco nonsense. Like, how are you libs so glib about horrible things he’s been too coward to do?
I have delayed my plans to engulf the world in nuclear hellfire by two weeks.
TACO!
It comes off as a call for making them stronger and more able. Like the problem isn't what they're doing it's that they're not strong, fit, professional and efficient enough.
Not to mention "these guys aren't real Delta Force, who are cool and good". Fucking liberals.
It’s a boon to those opposing them. Being in shape and having some fighting skills goes a long way. Guns don’t always lead to an automatic win and being able to disarm at close range is very possible if you have the strength and skill needed to do it.
Because
and a bunch of 
and 
got convinced by 
to listen to 
to greenlight a bunch of dystopian surveillance shit while Hollywood sold the world on the Elite Operator. Then when 
took over 
tried the rainbow capitalism thing against the terrorism thing until the domestic backlash got seized by to give us 
who is the most boorish helmsman of the bloated surveillance state perpetuated by 
who left it in place for 
a second turn of the wheel
And you, Mr John Senatorman, have largely had access to all the documents proving all of this the entire time, above and beyond the proofs we cobbled together over decades of living under this shit.
But yeah big mystery how we got here
Man he must really hate anyone that voted to fund that agency, yessiree
Senator Jack Usoff
Reimagining the improv scene from Home Movies
"Why are roving etc. ?"
"Indistinct mass of shouted correct answers, and hurled insults"
*Tugs collar nervously* "Uh...OK...I'm pretty sure I heard 'Lack of Funding'!"
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Something something both dems and republicans are scared shitless of the Republican voter base, while the democrat base is seen as harmless.
They're not wrong tho
this is america
Don't like it? Leave.
Edit: I thought you said social democrat. Lol lmao