Should be Molotov cocktails
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2026
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Right. It's like the metric system. Americans would throw anything to the ICEtapo except what actually works to stop the ICEtapo.
I haven't had one downrange of me yet. I was merely suggesting another option since throwing things was the move they chose this time. The other is surely coming, but man, nobody in their right mind really wants to be the one that pops the first one. Trouble is out looking, so nobody has to go looking for it. It's coming.
Imagine, cumming dildos filled with napalm. Molotov Cocks.
Silicone being practically non-flammable would cause problems. I suppose you could use some thermite as an ignition source, but the silicone will just turn to ash rather than properly ingniting and creating a sticky gel.
Source: a friendly local pyromaniac
Sounds like we just need hotter Molotov cocks.
That's pretty bold. Sex toys are expensive.
Looks like they were throwing cheap ones:
Every sex shop has a clearance bin. I hear.
They were hassling a few different sex shops, there might have been a discount on overstock.
Grindr traffic at every conservative gathering says otherwise
I ain't throwing it at them, cuz it's expensive, but I'd slap the fuck outta some ICE assholes with my Bad Dragon Chance dildo.
Just Chance? Not the ChanceXXL?
It is an XXL. With the flared head.
Respect to your bunghole
Pretty pointless.
The proper response is to find the workers at the fast food places these guys order from and tell them not to forget the "Special Sauce".
Mucus, semen or urine. Or all three.
Even better Santorum burgers.
Not poop? Oh silly me I thought they were using the dildos in the butt. But ok this is different.
Poop is too easy to detect. I guarantee every ICE order got the special sauce.
Um... how- how do they know they were used?
Real answer: they don’t, they just like drama.
Funnier answer:
This happened in Minneapolis:
Like many days during the Trump administration's immigration crackdown in Minnesota, anti-ICE protesters gathered outside the Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis on Saturday, but this time it was different. Dozens, and perhaps even hundreds, of dildos were stuck in the chain-link fence that separates protesters from the ICE facility.
Cool but you forget to include the ending
Police deemed the protest "illegal" when they claimed an officer was struck in the head by a chunk of ice and ordered the crowd to disperse. The crowd decided it had no balls and just followed commands like good sheep. Only 100 individuals had the courage to stand up for themselves and their rights to stand off against the pigs.
We need more people like those 100 who refuse to capitulate to the demands of an unjust authority and fight back.
You're just giving ICE more toys to use on their off time.
With each other.
You know what the protestors need to use? Drones.