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I don't think Pam actually said this but she sure as fuck is acting like it. Almost like a system built onwealth hoarding at all costs will turn out horribly. Where did I hear this before three-heads-thinking

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 58 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If protecting pedophiles is critical to the stability of the system then maaaaaaaybe it's not a very good system?

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Protecting Pedophiles is the worst kind of government, except for all the other ones we've tried.

I mean, can you imagine living in a country that doesn't Protect Pedophiles? Only crazy authoritarian communists would want that.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

Stellaris new DLC with new government type "Blackmailed Pedo Lords" is wild

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We have to let the grown ups in the room make the tough decisions. (The grown ups are pedophiles and they decide to protect eachother)

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Them: “Oh kid, you’re SO NAIVE and you don’t understand reality like us geniuses do! I’m smarter than you so I can understand bad things are good, actually! It’s my genius trick! You wouldn’t understand!”

Also them: “You want me to consume less treats so the world can be greener? What do you mean “climate science?” Don’t be an elitist!”

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is like arguing with children:

"Your current lifestyle is not sustainable. Change it in an orderly way before it changes in a chaotic way."

"But I like my lifestyle! I don't want to change it!"

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's like "The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas", but much, much worse doomjak

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

"The ones who walk away from pedo islands" would've sounded too fictitious to be taken seriously (despite how extreme Omelas themselves are supposed to be) and yet.....

The future will look like hunger games, but it's a 9 year old going "I vowunteew as twibute" to save her eight year old sister

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

The Ones Who Sail Away From Little St. James

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Everyone that supports capitalism despite this outcome inherently thinks property is more important than pedophilia

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The way I've seen them do it in the wild has been to conflate every right to property rights. Apparently, the only way libertarians can understand justice is through the framework of property law. It is not wrong to assault someone because inflicting pain on others is wrong, it is wrong because, you see, they own their own bodies and when you assault someone it is infringing on their property rights, just like if you were putting dents in their car. It is, of course, morally reprehensible nonsense. But it allows them to inflate inconveniences to the affluent to the same moral category as actual crime. It is how they can make the vile claim that income tax is fundamentally the same as chattel slavery and it is how they can justify being more concerned with rich people losing privilege than with systematic sexual assault against minors.

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

My favorite part of Atlas Shrugged (which is a dogshit book not worth reading) is when the capitalist good guy steel magnate has to have a full-ass monologue explaining why buying a fancy necklace for the woman he's involved with is actually selfish, actually, and isn't him being magnanimous and giving someone a gift.

Ayn Rand has so many brainworms that giving a gift to a person you love has to come with a monologue about how it isn't actually a gift. Which feels to me like the other side of the "only property crimes are real crimes" brainworm

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

meanwhile, actual chattel slavery is just "indentured servitude", your labor as my property porky-happy

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

“Buh…buh…..stealing is the evilest evil thing for meanie poos! I can excuse anything BUT stealing, especially from the winners!”

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is the FBI! You have engaged in Anti-American activities by fucking your adult partner and claiming that, and I quote, ‘pedophiles should rot in prison’.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OPEN UP! WE KNOW YOU HAVE DILFS IN THERE!

[–] context@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

grillman truth is on the side of the oppressed, pigs! the only way we'll get freedom for ourselves is to identify ourselves with every oppressed people in the world. we are blood brothers to the people of brazil, venezuela, haiti, cuba -- yes cuba too.

more contextthis is a callback to my comment a couple weeks ago pondering the revolutionary potential of grillman. in this episode, grillman's revolutionary journey has progressed considerably after reading malcolm x and finding himself besieged by the fbi. is grillman one of the dilfs being sought for questioning? discuss in the comments.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hmmm, I see you have an "Adult Person Fetish", you weirdo.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

You searched for ‘big titty milf’ yesterday. Care to explain that?

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

A middle aged man who is into women his own age? Eww! Gross!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

"yes officer, that was my actionable threat against the american way of life"

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I've been waiting

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's the new if we do something about climate change we would also have to change the system

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Holy shit, that was a throwback.

Wanna know how back burgerland propaganda is? In sixth grade science there was this talk about earth day and whatnot and this video both sides the issue by asking “are we willing to give up our American way of life?”

Bro. How does anyone see this ugly consoomer idiot shithole as worth going extinct for? America is a pig nation run by pig people for pig people. I don’t care if this yeehaw hamburger country needs to eat more salads. All the fucking better.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The only way to redress climate change is to stop pumping poison into the air and water, stop killing billions of animals per year, stop razing forests to make furniture out of sawdust and glue, stop eating diets that will give you colon cancer.

As you can see, this must be impossible. One hundred million labubus must be extruded.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

yes, I am expecting the human trafficking and pedofile support system to collapse.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

This “system” has resulted in me being unable to start my life and seeing my human rights and the rights of others be taken away because some of the most petty manchildren felt bored one day and want to do the political equivalent of burning ants on a sidewalk for fun.

Yes, the beneficiaries of this system have had it too good for too long and literally for the survival of humanity, they need to have a much much much worse quality of life.

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

actually, it is my opinion society would vastly improve by executing everyone in the Epstein files and redistributing their wealth

[–] Sam@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"We can't prosecute the entire wermacht" vibes


[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

“But punishing people for doing bad is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!”

Is that a fucking challenge?

[–] AnarchoCummunist@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't threaten me with a good time. If so, then it should collapse. Anything that hinges on denying justice for the gR*pe/SA of CHILDREN, isn't something that should stick around.

The world will show us how much better they are than us when they start taking in our American refugees. Think I'm being hyperbolic? It's what's next. Hear me now, quote me later.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

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