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submitted 9 months ago by downpunxx@kbin.social to c/news@lemmy.world

Grimes, whose legal name is Claire Boucher, filed a petition to establish a parental relationship in San Francisco Superior Court on Friday.

*Lay down with billionaire nazi fascist dogs ....... wake up with fleas, and without your own children

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[-] Hegar@kbin.social 215 points 9 months ago

I just hope the courts will consider what's best for Techno Mechanicus.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 156 points 9 months ago

X Æ A-12 and Exa Dark Sideræl Musk.

Not even joking.

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 121 points 9 months ago

They both need to lose custody based on those names

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Neither is Hegar. That's their secret 3rd kid. They're so stupid.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 25 points 9 months ago

I was making so much fun of the two kids names I completely missed the third kid lol

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 9 months ago

Yeah, you and his parents.

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[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Isn’t there laws against names like this?

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[-] Alterforlett@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Wait, no joke? Ræl is not a very nice thing to call someone in Norwegian

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[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 61 points 9 months ago

Your honor, my client promises to beseech the machine spirit and raise little Syntax Error here under the cult of Mars.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 19 points 9 months ago

The Omnissiah is pleased.

[-] moog@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

syntax error 💀

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[-] Zellith@kbin.social 106 points 9 months ago

Imagine admitting you let Elon Musk put his penis inside you.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 9 months ago

He has been known to just use artificial insemination. Perhaps she didn't have his penis in her. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[-] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

IVF. No physical contact necessary.

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[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 103 points 9 months ago

She slept with him.

Eeeww.

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

There’s three of them that apparently did. Triple ew.

[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago

I'd sleep with the Mucinex germ for that amount of money

[-] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 35 points 9 months ago

Her name is literally Grimes

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Look Grimey here has made a few mistakes, and who hasn't, but it's not like she slept with musk

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[-] TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

Correction: She was impregnated by him. I'm sure there were scientists and sycophants involved.

[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

Don’t forget the tech priests murmuring their chants and waving incense during the entire copulation ceremony.

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[-] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 13 points 9 months ago

She slept at him.

No one sleeps with Elon but Elon.

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[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 92 points 9 months ago

Every picture of Grimes I've ever seen looks like someone tried to draw Madonna from memory.

[-] figjam@midwest.social 27 points 9 months ago

Grimes is 35 trying to look 22. Madonna is 65 but as the "Queen of pop" tries very hard to look however young she can. There are similarities.

[-] crawley@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

Yo why are we making fun of the way someone looks who's just trying to see her own children, instead of the nutjob who's keeping them from her?

[-] Astroturfed@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

She's also a psychopath who had multiple kids with him... she's not a some victim.

[-] crawley@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

True, and none of that is relevant to her appearance.

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[-] Shritish@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Drawing attention to people's appearances distracts from things that are truly worth criticizing, like shitty decision making. Also, it doesn't actually make them look bad. It makes you look bad.

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago

More people should really read what Musk's first wife said about him.

https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/

Getting with someone who says "I'm the alpha in this relationship" is probably not a good idea.

[-] hardly_alex@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada's death. I didn't understand this, just as he didn't understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as "emotionally manipulative."

Holy hell.

[-] hazeebabee@slrpnk.net 20 points 9 months ago

That was a super interesting read. Its amazing she can be so polite when talking about him, i guess time and perspective can do that.

Also for anyone curious, the post nup did not hold up. Justine gets 20k monthly plus an unspecified alimony, in addition to the 15 million she got at the time of the divorce.

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago

Holy fuck he's a monster. Like we all knew he's bad but holy fuck.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

She wrote this in 2010, when he was still at the peak of his popularity and made his cameo in Iron Man, and this article did little to his public image.

Turns out he was just really good at taking credit for other people's work and the mask finally started slipping.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 52 points 9 months ago

Weird to think that she actually lived with Racist Uncle Elon for all those years before he gave up pretending and just had that as his public persona.

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

She’s probably racist too.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago
[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 19 points 9 months ago

That moment when you're just trying to convince yourself.

[-] Skates@feddit.nl 42 points 9 months ago

Musk and Grimes first had a son together, named X Æ A-12, and then a daughter born via surrogate in 2021 named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. They refer to them as "X" and "Y."

At this point I'm convinced there should be a test you take before the court allows you to procreate. Now hear me out, cause I know how it sounds. But maybe it can be a very simple test, with just one question: "do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?"

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[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

I just can't give Musk any energy anymore. Delete Twitter, y'all, and if we ignore him enough he'll go away.

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[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 30 points 9 months ago

Sad drama, the relationship did not end in good terms...

I wonder how he got child custody of them all, usually if taken to court don't they side with mom unless some deal was made before hand?

[-] 1bluepixel@lemmy.world 80 points 9 months ago

Money. The answer is money.

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 16 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I can see that, it does make sense.

I thought erratic behavior online would have helped but money beats anything else.

Thank you!

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[-] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago

It’s actually usually the opposite. Women get custody more because men are less likely to fight for custody. When men do fight they tend to get custody more often.

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[-] Wooshock@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Which one of them do you thin smells worse?

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