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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

That sounds kinda cool. Possibly hot.

Also pubes

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I could never go down on her, I'd just keep getting distracted by the cute snakes

[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 1 points 4 hours ago

Oh totally. And they're so tiny and delicate. If you accidentally bit one it would be a calamity

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I think medusas deaf. The cilia in your ear would be less effective if replaced by tiny snakes.

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 1 points 11 minutes ago

If we're replacing cilia as well, the fact that respiratory cilia exists means she's probably got severe to fatal breathing problems too.

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

And imagine the constant hissing

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Serpentinnitus

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, tbh I hope she’s deaf, for her sake.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Omg.... were the snakes meant to replace ALL her hair? So... snake pubes?

[–] hexdream@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 10 points 17 hours ago

They do... but then you get lobsters

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Would be really convenient if they did and she wanted to slag around

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

she cant get SA, since shes half snake too, a gorgon.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

jokes on her, I'm into getting bit.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 8 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, that's the story. Medusa was sexually assaulted by Poseidon in the temple of Athena.

[–] Vittelius@feddit.org 1 points 25 minutes ago

But only in the Roman version. In the original Greek version she was just a monster. That's also the only way the other gorgons make sense (because they are explicitly Medusa's sisters and have the same power set, except they are immortal on top).

Then a couple of centuries later comes the Roman author Ovid and adds a retelling of the story to his works. And just like Hollywood does today with their remakes he decides to add a tragic backstory to his new version.

And now a couple more centuries later a lot of people believe that's the "real" version.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 points 9 hours ago

So Poseidon assaulted her in the Temple of Athena?

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Dam i should actually learn more about that stuff, i never knew that

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You don't have to learn about it because the information is definitively trivial, in that it has no bearing on your life, despite your schooling probably giving you tests on it. However, it is useful to know because it's still part of pop culture. The stories vary because 1. It was written a long time ago, 2. It's been translated and intentionally mistranslated/altered/rewritten for social engineering reasons, and 3. It never happened. Let me throw out a disclaimer: this is not chatgpt, I just used Assassin's Creed Odyssey as a springboard into actually seeing what the whole story was. As a never-evil player, I felt bad doing the monster hunts, especially for Medusa.

Medusa was either very sexy or very monstrous. Maybe she was sexy, then became monstrous at the time of her serpentine perm. The unclear appearance comes from trying to reconcile three parts of the story: Zeus raped her so she was probably sexy, Athena punished her for it with the snake hair/stone vision thing and might have wanted her to go unloved, and Perseus has to be heroic so killing a sleeping beauty would be evil. Zeus and Medusa's offspring was born upon the beheading, as Pegasus (yes, the flying horse) burst from her corpse. So sometimes she's a centaur, too.

So where does it fall in pop culture? Well, some people like to use "Medusa" as an insult to some types women being reclusive, being ugly, or being ruthless. But on the other hand, some groups of (primarily) women have taken her image as a powerful symbol to represent something from their past, a part of the myth that is present in all retellings: sexual assault. Greek myths love revolving around warriors slaying beasts, but you can argue she wasn't a beast and was simply living in a distant place, wishing to be left alone. Perseus went after her anyway. There's very real parallels here with SA, misogyny, violating consent, and other such unfair interactions.

But again, this is all based on mythology, not historical facts. The meaning has been changed a thousand times and will be changed until the end of humankind.

Anyway, on a related note, something I was totally unaware of until a few years ago, was that the Amazon women were a Greek myth. It had nothing to do with South America. The myth existed without knowledge of that rainforest because they're totally unrelated. Amazon women were just a warrior group in the mythology. Apparently, when Europeans explored the area and found tall women, they figured it must be the Amazonians. That sounds like a bit of a normal total fuck up by the Europeans, on par with Columbus thinking he landed in India, maybe even with a cool respectful undertone ([X] doubt), but inr reality, the Amazons failed in nearly every tale. They were never meant to be a feminine icon. They failed because they were written to claim men had greater success in all feats.

Or at least that's one interpretation. Or one interpretation of the latest set of rewrites.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Also within mythology different people completely change the story to fit their narratives. There are stories of Medusa where she's just an ancient monster from before the Olympian age.

Also to add to your bit about the Amazons, it's likely that they were just the mythologization of the people of the Eurasian steppes such as the Scythians. They had a lot less divisions in gender than the Greeks including female warriors and leaders. To the Greeks that's the same as a society completely run by women who are "less of women" where men are subjugated (though be aware, I'm telling this story, and that right there was a parallel I threw in to compare the Greeks to modern anti feminists, just like how bits of mythology got tweaked as they entered new cultures and contexts). But yeah Tomyris of Scythia is said to have killed Cyrus the Great of Persia. And the Romans continued the Greek tradition of accusing any society where women could hold the same power as men of being a matriarchy totally comparable to their patriarchy, something we have no evidence of ever being a thing historically.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 49 minutes ago

I wasn't aware of that equality=matriarchy perception. I haven't dove into the actual human ancient Greeks much, so thanks for that added info for me to seek out at some point. I had some inkling after finding out about the mythological Amazons

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

TBF I wasn't sure until I saw your comment and looked it up myself, I'm a total fraud!

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Haha hey i still learnt something

[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 15 hours ago

Saudia Arabiad.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

there's that word again...

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 4 hours ago

Don't worry, you're certainly not at any risk.

[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 65 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Are you implying she shaves the snakes off her legs and arms or did you just assumed women don't grow body snakes? Guys, OP is super duper misogynistic. /s

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 41 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Who needs a buttplug when you have butthole snakes.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 4 points 12 hours ago
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 21 hours ago

Ingrown nose snakes.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 18 points 21 hours ago

Are eyebrow 🐍 dozens of super short snakes or one snake on each side?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 8 points 21 hours ago

Maybe she could move like a millipede thanks to the leg snakes.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 42 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 7 points 15 hours ago
[–] Carighan@piefed.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Danger noodle! <3

[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 11 points 22 hours ago

Does the carpet match the drapes

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget about pubic hairs

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago

I wondered how long it would take for that to come up.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Your pretty face is going to hell" had this joke, but with armpit hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UtqjxCFRWI

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Those must be pit vipers.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Here have an upvote now getthefuckouttahere