It will never not be funny to me how right-wingers are simultaneously the biggest sexual puritans and the most shameless gooners
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2026
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They vibrate in a quantum state between prude and goon.
Boots on the ground, feet on the table
Hell yeah brother 
i hate this
I'm tickled by boomer dipshits falling to this shit and being like "oh mam you are so beautiful I could kiss you, god bless you and president trump and the usa!" 
Of course you are, Soros foot soldier
The jig is up
Man I just gotta make one of these accounts and get my bag exploiting lonely right wingers
Sole crushing
The game is afoot.
GIMME THE FEET BOYS
KISS THEM SOLES
I WANNA STICK MY TONGUE BETWEEN YOUR TOES
AND LICK AWAY
this is the worst use of creativity.
no notes.
you are just a coward>:(
... we're still making fun of this...right?
AND FREE THEM SOLES
Communists claim to want to make a better world for humanity, but have they stopped to consider if humanity even deserves a better world?
Oh we obviously don't
I'm a communist because communism will be better for woodland creatures. Love those little guys.
A million followers but how many of them are just fucking bots too shilling their own fetish grift
Where a childhood full of leaded breakfast cereal eventually lands you.
They say lead tastes sweet so this checks out
Not even a foot guy, but like, that is awful looking, it doesn't look like stockings, it looks like a bad photoshop job or something, like a little blurry forcefield around her feet. Has AI truly progressed this much?
Not even a foot guy, but
New tagline
That green top ain't in regulations.
They’re a West Point legacy student though - so actually they’ve just been made 1st lieutenant 🤷
sole survivor
I'm always fucking astounded by the PR team of foot fetishists. They're hilarious, they're endemic, they're harmless, they're virile. Boobs struggle to garner such respect and acceptance and they're A list celebrities!
Foot guys are time wasters, sorry im commenting on a 4 day old post, but it's important information
I always knew my foot fetish opinions would catch up with me. Damn you!!
Ok, but soon it will be named as the director of some gov agency.
Ah her name is US ARMY
No Mar-a-Lago face? AI can't do anything right.
We say they love the taste of boots but it's seem like they really like the taste of feet(understandable).