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No disrespect, you squirt? I aint tryin to drain your meat flaps I'm just hash tag askin
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this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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i'm not picking up what he's putting down, even if i wanted to, which i don't
Get a little squirt of gas, I like to drink it.
cmon everybody, cmon give me little clap 
to Tommy Shriggly for taking out an entire US platoon all by himself.
They shouldn't have drank all the coke zero
Daddy got his juice!
Does this mean bases got overrun?
Pretty sure a squirter is a guy on foot who made it past a perimeter..
edit you know what since is c/memes I'mma just speak with authority on this matter and translate for you all that this means a significant number of the US casualties are from close range AK mag dumps to the groin and from bayonette charges. you didn't think it was possible in the good year of our lord 2026 but here we are.
Does it mean that? I thought he meant some soldiers blood doesn't clot. You know, they are Habsburgs.
In a medical context for sure it means the kirk squirt, but I've seen some chuds on body cams (or war shit, I cant remember) use the term for people running.
I suppose either context might apply to this. I interpreted it as bleeding on first read then subsequently read it the other way after "made it through" stuck out to me.
ooh, I see your logic there, yea.