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[–] zilouge@feddit.nu 5 points 1 hour ago

Such a snowflake

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 8 points 2 hours ago

someone's over compensating again

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

What a chode

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 hours ago

Easy.

Just use the existing pictures he hates from now on and take no more.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

This is what peak male performance looks like

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Streisand that REMF.

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

He's an evil Nazi looking pos. That murders children with rockets.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

You know the internet is now gonna be flooded with a ton of ugly photos of him.

Is this the "warrior ethos"? Lmao

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Sounds kind of woke

[–] kurmudgeon@lemmy.world 34 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What a collosal pussy. All armed service members should be absolutely ashamed to be following such a shallow, childish, vain, poor excuse of a man. You would sacrifice your life on the whims of this douchebag?

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

I feel ashamed about signing up 20 years ago, and every one of us who’ve done so should be sighting in rifle sights again.

[–] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

You can put lipstick on a pig. However, in the end it's still lipstick.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 173 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Another first amendment violation!

[–] radix@lemmy.world 109 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"It's been 0 days since this administration violated someone's rights."

The "0" is just written in ink. It has not changed, and never will.

[–] eddie@feddit.online 18 points 18 hours ago

more like written in blood

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 22 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They know, and they don't care and furthermore they ask you the people "what are you gonna do about it?"

This regime is just WAITING for citizens to step up. They are itching to initiate martial law and the insurrection act now more than ever.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Trump is a deep cover leftist. He's trying to get people and the system as a whole to stand up and tighten the system and show why right wing policies and authoritarian policies are bad. But no one is stepping up!

I really want to start planting this idea in conservative spaces.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 65 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Now they'll have no choice but to reuse all the unflattering photos they already took.

5D chess...

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 32 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 19 hours ago

Yes. Streisand the fuck out of this. Unflattering photos in the press is part of being a public servant douchebag.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago

featuring the French words “Deus Vult”

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

What a pussy

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 116 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a lot more serious than the headline...

Photographs from the briefings are immediately released online for the public and press to use. If that hurts the business model for certain news outlets, then they should consider applying for a Pentagon press credential,” Wilson wrote.

Last year, the Pentagon implemented a new rule for media that required credentialed outlets to agree to a new policy that states reporters cannot gather or publish information from the Defense Department that is not explicitly authorized.

That includes declassified information or off-the-record conversations, no matter where the information was obtained.

Many mainstream media outlets refused to sign the agreement, finding the new rules oppressive. As a result, major broadcasters such as Fox News, ABC News, CBS News, CNN and NBC News; legacy newspapers such as the Associated Press, New York Times, Washington Post and Wall Street Journal; and other outlets lost their Pentagon press credentials.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 50 points 23 hours ago

And yet they'll keep shouting Free Speech unironically.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 85 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

The problem with taking good photos of Pete Hegseth is that, no matter what, it's still a photo of Pete Hegseth.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 75 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I'm guessing it's a tattoo. A tattoo of a bra

[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This was my first thought lol. Like, there are flattering photos of Hegseth? At best he looks smarmy.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, his personality comes through.

[–] eddie@feddit.online 5 points 18 hours ago

hate when that happens

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

What a snowflake pussy.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 44 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Sober up, Pete. Catch a shower and maybe change the oil in your hair.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 36 points 20 hours ago
[–] alpha1beta@piefed.social 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

he should be thrilled they took pictures of his, standing, clothed and not face first in a puddle of his own piss, spilled booze and vomit.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

It probably is just a matter of time before he gets the Jenna Bush treatment.

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 28 points 22 hours ago

Next up, Hegseth's mother makes a scene and calls the principal because some mean journalist did their job

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 32 points 23 hours ago

The vanity fair photos are still the best worst photos of the current admin.

[–] hudhf@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 51 points 23 hours ago

There is always a bigger cunt. They invented the male camel toe.

[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 27 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

That is not a question you should ask with this administration, because the answer is always yes.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 11 points 21 hours ago

Cunts all the way down.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 23 hours ago

This is referred to as Escher's Cunt.

[–] xerxes@piefed.social 4 points 18 hours ago

Nice, so Pete gonna put a bag on his head or what?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

When preteens run a nation with the most powerful military on the planet.

Thanks conservatives. You really do vote for people you identify with.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

You heard the secretary, plaster unflattering photos of him all around meatspace

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago

Oh wonderful, that means we will never see photos of him again!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

he's just mad they aren't taking photos of his white supremacist tattoos

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