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[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I went to the cheese museum in Gouda last year and they explained that according to the current theory our ancestors discovered butter and cheese by hanging pouches of milk on their horses or cattle while traveling. The movement would turn the milk into butter and, if they used pouches made of animal stomach, the bacteria would turn the milk into cheese. So this is more or less the method by which we discovered butter in the first place.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I was gonna say. The idea of Mongols herding on the planes with a diet that contains a lot of butter suddenly makes a lot more sense. The idea that folks would invent a mode of long-term food storage for free/accident is kind of mind-blowing.

[–] poopkins@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they pour heavy cream and salt into double-bagged Ziplocs and secure the squishy bags of dairy inside their matching running vests

Saved you a click.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

This just in. Agitating heavy cream makes butter.

Y'all just discovered something people have known for, like, 5000+ years.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

We dug into the science...

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

The attached image grosses me out.

[–] VocationConfining@piefed.social 51 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Alright, from the picture, I assumed they were squeezing cream in their hands during the run and the sweat was involved in the process. I am very happy that is not the case.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Agreed. IMO, having butter all over her hands was the click-bait portion of the post.

they pour heavy cream and salt into double-bagged Ziplocs and secure the squishy bags of dairy inside their matching running vests before setting off on a trail run

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Are you familiar with the Roman butter stick?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strigil

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 49 points 2 days ago

tl;dr - they run with zip lock bags of cream and salt and try not to get too warm, but it does all work.

Youse have just found a way to make exercise fattening

[–] webpack@ani.social 3 points 1 day ago

America is turning footsteps into butter

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Perfect for a little butter on the nips to prevent chaffing.

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Great idea. I used to put bandaids on mine.

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can make butter while fucking too...

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It takes longer than 30 seconds to make butter.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Whelp, I guess I'm never eating these again.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Family Size!

Thanks Nabisco 👍

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The average American waistline is now "family sized”

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

What, no tapioca? No mayonnaise?

Amateur

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago

I remember making butter in kindergarten by putting the cream and salt into a little bottle and just shaking the shit out of it all damn day. By the time we went home, we had about half a stick of butter.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

sterile processing tech at a hospital

Not the most confidence-inspiring thing to read after seeing that photo

[–] dumples@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

What an odd wonderful thing to do. I love it

[–] KaKi87@jlai.lu 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's probably much less efficient than just using the machine that performs the same process though.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

But if you're running anyway...

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's min-maxing. They already commit to the time for exercise so if they could be productive with it somehow why not? "Productive" here more of a 2 seconds of Internet fame than "this has general application", but just like a daily commute being limited mostly to music/podcast/phone calls as far as being "productive", if someone introduced the ability to prep dinner while commuting many people would take them up on it.

It might not be the traditional or most perfect place or time to make "x" but if it buys you time elsewhere and there aren't other consequences or side effectd, well everyone is pretty maxed out in the world and doesn't have time.

[–] KaKi87@jlai.lu 2 points 2 days ago

Yep, but the machine can also do the work while you're running, or even commuting.