Have ya worked in corporate? Because those are the answers you get even from humans:
- Corporate language soup
- Avoiding the question and never admitting fault
- Because (usually HIPPO: highest paid person's opinion)
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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just because! uwu :3
I hate that if this was Copilot's response, I would be more likely to use it.
May I ask, what does that site do? There’s no explanation on its page, but I’m curious. I’m on Lemmy just to kill a few minutes before I clock into work, so unfortunately I don’t have the time to mess around and explore it myself right now.
It's a site where people "larp as ai" so every response you get is written by a real person
I think those two asterisks were supposed to actually be three dollar signs.
"Because $$$"
Might be still generating. Copilot auto-deletes it's messages if it speaks out against itself or Microsoft. It's incredibly frustrating but you can screenshot while it generates or for like a split-second after it's done.
I feel like the second answer is just as stupid in it's own way. "But what about when you tell me bullshit?" "Well, it's true that I will tell you bullshit and here are the reasons why. And every other LLM will tell you bullshit, too!"
Uhhh....Okay? I don't feel reassured.
"SHIP" = Shoe-Horned Into Programs
I love that nothing fit above the top P threshold in all the possible token distributions to complete that sentence.
Because ~~Micro$lop~~
We as in the coke can and Lego bricks we.
Because I can build a car with Lego bricks, companies around the world start making their cars out of Legos. One day soon, all cars will be Lego. Order a coke from the machine. Out drops a bunch of wet Legos.
Because maybe
you're gonna be the one that slaves me
Because [reacted anti-Microsoft propaganda I was trained on]
If this was anything but AI, I’d be astounded that “because” is intended as a serious answer.