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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago

My mantra has always been "don't eat food that tastes you back". No tongues, suckers or pseudopods!

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People don’t want to eat tongue but have no problem kissing the dog

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I watched my new dog take a shit the other day, and then turned around and started nibbling at it. He's big on getting in your face and giving kisses and I can't stop thinking about the poop.

[–] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

We have this concept of "quarantine-time", it is the period in which we still remember that she did something disgusting. As soon as we forget, then it is all good.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Now think of the times you've seen someone let their dog lick them in the mouth.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago

Some people won't eat tongue because their culture doesn't eat tongue and when asked they come up with reasons.

"We just don't, it's a cultural thing" is so often the correct explanation, but our brains usually spin up reasons that are tidy, "just so" or satisfying even if completely off base.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not supposed to eat the shell

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not supposed to eat the skin of the tongue either.

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Seconded. Anyone who's afraid of it, try a lengua taco sometime. You will not regret it (and no it doesn't look like a tongue once prepared).

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

I mean, duh. Eggs don't come out of the mouth.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I was at a farmer's market with my mother, and there was a butcher there called "Raised Right". We'd never bought from there before, but we looked at the menu and my mother got really excited when she saw they had tongue available. And I've got a pretty adventuresome palate, so I was down. We bought the tongue and cooked it up. Ate it with home-made tzatziki and stuff.

Pretty good stuff. A touch bland, maybe, but you'll never find a more tender meat. And it's really cheap. I guess just because people are squeamish.

We got tongue from that butcher several more times. It became a pretty regular thing.

Time passed, we got too lazy to get up early to go to the farmer's market. We got a hankering for tongue again and found one at Walmart of all places.

It was disgusting. Mushy and stringy. Not at all the same as the farmer's market butcher. We never did a Walmart tongue again.

Probably to be expected. Walmart's not exactly the place where you would expect to get quality... well anything, really.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

My #1 taco meat if done right. Melt in your mouth tender🤤

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love tounge, its one of the best cuts of meat.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My mother didn't know how to cook it, so she just boiled it without skinning it. It was so bad I never want to eat it again.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago

Go to a Jewish deli and try some proper tounge

Most people dont know what a cloaca is.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Pizzle is where it's at.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lengua is so fucking good tho.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I have no issue eating (cow) tongue...

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You are not some people.

Although I guess you are a different some people!

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Indeed, still thought I'd chime in.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Without chiming, Lemmy dies!

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well, i personally didn't eat the shells...

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just feels like I'm making out with the cow. Yuck.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 2 points 16 hours ago

I feel like you might be eating wrong?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

How about the fact dogs will lick their asshole and then lick their fur. The same fur you will then pet and touch your face or food.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ikr! Tongue grosses me out - yet ill suck the marrow out the bone. I don't get it 🤔

Let me introduce you to a dimsum dish called: 牛雜 (it's actually decent btw... sometimes...)