What do you mean normal people? Everyone does the stacking thing… don’t they?
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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I once knew a guy who didn't put his coins in order. You know the trivia that average person swallows 8 spiders per year? It was this guy. He would sit at home and eat spiders all the time. Just spoonful after spoonful of spiders for every meal. 60 billion spiders each year. That's were this statistics comes from. No idea if the coin thing was related. Completely normal guy otherwise.
You knew Spiders Georg? I heard he has a really silky voice.
Amazing. His rendition of Crawling? Chills. Every. Time.
It's these nuggets of absurdism that get me through the week. Thank you
The spider thing was a hoax. I do love the idea that its an outlier driven statistic though. Like average net worth.
Yeah, a hoax made up by Big Fly to have us humans kill all the spiders out of fear, serving the flies interests. But no more!
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90% of ADHD and similar memes are just describing human condition.
Except there is an inherent difference between "This feels nice" vs "I have to do this or else I won't be able to sleep tonight"
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Yes, and it’s objectively better.
This is why I hate coins. Good luck keeping them neatly sorted in your wallet.
Notes only gang~~~ (sorry coin collectors)
Just gonna take a moment to hate on UK bank notes being different sizes in both dimensions, though. Wtf is that?
(From Australia)
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For the love of god please do not diagnose yourself as being "neurospicy" based solely on if you like stacking coins by size 😭🙏
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I'm sick of the word "spicy" referring to anything but food.
That’s a spicy opinion right there.
That is a spicy reply right there.
That's a spicy meatball right there points to dinner
Seems I'm not very good at making Mac & Cheese..
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That’s because you’re chopped. Stop uncmaxxing
In this age of rapid slang development, corruption, and disposal, I do not envy future historians
We doon already the same thinge now with speche of the middel age, it is no greet thing
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Coins #2 and 3 are too large and need to be moved farther down and now I can't unsee that.
But you know what's WORSE?
Mismatched book spines.
To my biggest fans who buy the books as they come out:
Fuck. You.
Sincerely, your favourite author, hugs and kisses.
The author doesn't have any say in how the cover looks at all. The publisher decides that
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There's a manhole near me that periodically gets used, and the cover is always put back in a different wrong orientation. I'm sure they don't to bug people.
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My mechanic's uncle called me neurospicy because my favorite TV show is "it's always smelly in smegmadelphia". I told him I like spicy food and I do have neurons so he was right.
I really need to get tested…
Positive
Yea but, do you organize them by feel alone in your pockets then hold them in the curl of your fingers?!
I stopped because I realized normal people don't walk around with thier fist clenched in thier pockets.
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We need to bring back the coin sacks. I've always wanted to drop a sack of random coins on the counter and say, "This ought to cover it."
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Got to say, I always liked 'mad!'
"Good lord, man! Have you gone mad??"
Hell yeah, I'm on the side of the normal people for once.
Stacking your coins like that (and holding them in order in your pocket/hand) would warm the coins up because you touched them, and there's nothing worse than warm coins.
I have always hated warm coins, but I didn't realize it until now. Your comment gave me a plain toast-flavored eureka moment; thank you.
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Or people who want to pay in cash with exact change? Easier to grab if it’s order
lol
That's the same group of people, my friend.
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Besides, both of these are wrong. Everyone knows you must put them in order of denomination. Just because the nickle is physically obese does not mean it goes between a quarter and a dime.
Nah, there is no winning move. This is the moment you realize that government is stupid because it didn't make coins grow in relation to their value.
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