Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men's mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It's giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.
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Who can afford that kind of comically oversized lollypop on a normal salary?
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Men should get to wear pretty sundresses too.
I don't even mean in a femboy sense (though that's great too). Gimme beefcakes and bears in sundresses, damnit.
Edit: and also lanky thin guys in dresses too
Edit 2: Might be useful context to know that I am a woman, so this comment should be read with the understanding that I am "thirstposting on main", as the kids say
May I introduce you to the kilt? It changed my life. Stylish, shows off my legs, and the gentlemen approve of the airflow during the searing 10 months of Texas summer.
Whilst I appreciate your suggestion, I'm actually a women who loves the many pleasures of skirts and dresses (including but not limited to: easy access for sex; hiding objects in secret petticoat pockets; placing my skirt over the AC unit during a heat wave).
I wonder if I should have mentioned in my comment that I'm a woman, because if I read it as if it's from a man's perspective, then it does give a "damn, I wish it were socially acceptable for me, a man, to wear a dress".
But no, the angle of my comment was that I would go absolutely fucking feral for men in sundresses. (aside from being queer enough that I don't care about gender norms much, and actively find it attractive to see people dressing in subversive ways, I am also recalling a random gif I saw way back that involved two muscular dudes wearing sundresses for a joke and deciding "actually, we look and feel hot as hell in these". That gif changed me, man.)
this guy gets it
I'm actually a woman, who is thirsty for a utopian future in which men of all sorts wear pretty sundresses. I have heard plenty of guys say they wish that it were socially acceptable to wear them though (and whilst I'm very much an advocate of "fuck what everyone else thinks, wear what makes you happy", dressing in a gender non-conforming manner can be actively dangerous, which is depressing for so many reasons)
This girl gets it
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There's no law saying guys can't wear sundresses too
There’s no law saying women can’t wear propeller caps either
We could make Sundress and Propeller Hat the standard summer outfit, but we have failed as a society.
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That might actually be illegal in Florida.
It is a moral imperative to break unjust laws.
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Yet
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Not comfortable enough to wear a sundress I guess, but if there wasn't a cultural element that could create a problem, I would wear the fuck out of those breezy robes you see Muslim guys wearing to mosque in the summer.
It's fucking hot and I trust the fashion choices of people from desert climates. A good idea is a good idea. I have watched these guys while sweating my balls off with severe envy before.
The day I'm told by an Imam "Dude, no one would give a fuck", I'm making a purchase.
men and women dressing differently is pointless
men it is your duty to wear a sundress
it's that time of the year again to get railed in a sundress
You know, this comment was actually pretty inspiring for me. I only own one sundress, and it's been sitting in my "to be repaired" bag for way too long. However, I am spending this weekend with a partner, and so I am suddenly motivated to repair that damn dress.
I'm glad :D Not sure if this is the origin of the reference, but it's something like that:
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That autism shirt goes hard where can I get one
You been hitting the gym brother? I know you didnt muscle up like that with just calisthenics. Either way Im proud of you man, looking fit as fuck.
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There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts
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Compares dressing for presentation vs dressing for comfort
"Lol genders amirite"
That shirt does go hard.
I actually saw that shirt in the wild onceBruh I just put on that is clean and doesn't have holes.
and doesn’t have holes.
We have to pay attention to that as well?
And somehow these exact two people have been together for 5 years. Life is beautiful.
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This post brought to you by Big Sundress.
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I think this applies the most to the average American man rather than the men of the rest of the world.
Makes me sad that men outside of the states don't feel comfortable enough in their bodies to dress like an ogre
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Dandy wear vs. comfortable
NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn't taste that great, and they're messy. I mean if offered one I'd still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.
What should we be wearing?
A nice doublet with some ruffs underneath combined with a sturdy pair of breeches, a modest codpiece and a fashionable cape. As for footwear I'd recommend riding boots.
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