Racking a billiards table.
Because balls are touching.
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2026
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The entire point of billiards is to make the balls touch. If you don’t, you lose. You can’t limit this to racking.
Hear that men? If you don't spread your balls it's gay.
:Kelly: "Ball-kanize"
most people before i get my hands on them
Queer theory is a field of post-structuralist critical theory which is broadly associated with the study and theorization of gender and sexual practices that exist outside of heterosexuality, and which challenge heteronormativity.
Schrödonger's Gay. Until you've had sex with the same sex you simply exist in a superposition of hetero/homo stasis.
The elusive gay-ace solo-poly particle makes up around 90% of the universe's sexual matter, but we still haven't detected it directly
More like “homie’s-‘o’-stasis” am I right??
Do not introduce cesium into the mix
Depends what is materially gay. Define your premises.
The Lost Boys (1987)
My high school football locker room had a working theory of gayness wherein “it” is only gay if the balls do indeed touch.
Sorry queer non-ball havers. No gay for you.
It requires gay peer review over hypothetical gayness
Me kinda
me too. just volcel things.
Avicenna's floating man
atomic nuclei