May have gotten better results with a Ford. It's right there in the name.
/obligatory: don't actually try to ford a river with a Ford
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May have gotten better results with a Ford. It's right there in the name.
/obligatory: don't actually try to ford a river with a Ford

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don’t actually try to ford a river with a Ford
Actually someone do it, and please livestream it for better experience.
The thing about "wading" in deep water is the water has to be pushed aside by the vehicle like the bow of a ship. Except in a car, if you go too fast the water won't be pushed aside and will instead rip off bumpers, underside panels, and forcefully enter the vehicle dousing motors, electronics, air intakes etc. Of course the Cybertruck is a terrible truck and was sold on lies and embellishments, but common sense also applies. Even most ICE vehicles including trucks would fare no better unless they had snorkels and other mitigations.
Well that video was about as pathetic as you would imagine. It's about 4 ft offshore when it fails when the driver gets out it's below waist height. I'm pretty sure I've seen a bus drive through deeper puddles than that.
There's something to say about how an idiot you must be to buy a Cybertruck to start with: it's less capable than other electric (or not electric) pick-up, it's unecessarily big, it's fragile and expensive, and owning one doesn't convey the image of their buyers they think it conveys.
And so not surprisingly, that pool of people counts amongst the biggest idiots who will do these kind of idiot tests.
I can't but wonder how many CT buyers would be dead by now if Musk had claimed the CT can glide.
paying 100k+ for the cybertruck is already absurd. only 2types of people i see buying it magats that want to stick it to the libs because ELON started supporting them, and politically ignorant asians of elons drama.
Serious question: would there be a risk of electrocution with that much stored electrical energy being submerged in water?
Once the electrics on the car short out the batteries would have gone into a safe mode when no charge has been sent. Although it is a cyber truck so it is possible it will randomly catch fire.
Probably not, though with lithium batteries it would be unsurprising if it blew up.
Yes, and you'd have to choose between getting electrocuted by the truck or getting mauled by the sharks

Seems like no one else does cause three people downvoted it lol
EDIT: Oh, nevermind. Some do
Oh yes, that would be the very famous, Freshwater Texan Lakeshark.
1700s oxen towed wagons: can be floated down river if sealed properly. Oxen sometimes poop.
2023 cybertrucks designed by modern engineers. Dies instantly in water. No poop.
It wasn't designed by modern engineers it was designed by Elon Musk.
Bro out here playing the fool’s Oregon Trail.
For real, acting like fording the river is just a given. I've tipped multiple times trying to ford the same river over and over, because once you try once, you gotta just keep trying.
I love how the picture of that trashcan in the water has this black and white effect applied like it's 1933 and somebody accidentally dropped a garbage can off the docks into the harbour
Look, it didn't work this time, but don't stop encouraging Cybertruck drivers to use their vehicles in water!
They are fully submersible submarines, after all. I hear one guy got all the way to the Titanic in one!
If they can take a bullet, I'm pretty sure they can handle a little water. This was user error. Elon wouldn't lie and sell us junk.
Next they should try shooting it with some 5.56 while in it
"Hold on. I just put you on speaker. Can you please explain what happened again for my coworkers? Its been a stressful day and I think they could use a laugh." - car insurance lady
Obviously, wading ain't swimming. The mode is probably useful in some edge cases. Driving straight into a lake just isn't one of them.
Inconclusive. I think we need a few more volunteers to give it a try. Sample sizes of 1 are not scientific enough for me.
There may be 'downstream' issues if we bury too many cybertrucks in lakes, though...

According to Fox 4, the driver is being held in Grapevine Jail as of Tuesday afternoon, with violations including:
Having no valid boat registration.
That is both hilarious and stupid. You would have to imagine the definition of a boat would be something that floats, which the Cybertruck clearly isn't in this photo. It's also less water than the truck is rated in the owner's manual to be able to handle.
This got me thinking, you're right, how can it be a boat if it can't float?
Turns out, everything is bigger in Texas, including the legal definition of what constitutes a boat.
Is it motorized, above 14 feet in length, and afloat, docked, or stored on Texas waters? Then it's a boat that needs to be registered, fam.
Well, I think it's not wrong to apply the same rules to any kind of vessel you take into the water. Therefore, it's good to simply assume that every vessel in the water is some kind of boat so people don't say 'well akshually this is not a boat' and do bullshit like this cybertruck driver.
A vessel, in a marine context, is typically something that floats.
Thankfully the power windows didn’t lock up, and the people inside got out safely.
That could have been the best Darwin Award of the month, maybe year.
If I had a nickel every time a Cybertruck driver re-enacted the end of The Perfect Storm while casting themselves as George Clooney, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Comedy gold.
Wade Mode is a feature in the Tesla Cybertruck that allows it to drive through shallow water by raising the suspension and pressurizing the battery to protect it from water and debris. It is designed for use in bodies of water up to approximately 32 inches deep at slow speeds of 1-3 mph.
Should have called it creek mode.
N = 1 Seems pretty inconclusive to me. Let’s throw in a couple more and see what happens.