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[–] skeesx@piefed.social 137 points 5 days ago (10 children)

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This is how the people in Nuremberg eat Bratwurst.

Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 74 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.

Once again?

What else are you referring to?

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 days ago

I think they're referencing jojo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ElkIqJXGE

Though, the jojo character is a nazi and does a nazi salute in the moment.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Don’t get a hamburger in Hamburg, they’re terrible. The fish sandwiches are good though.

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago

Boah jetzt drei im Weckla

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[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, the classic "two cocks in the same canoe". A workaround is using bigger sausages.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You can also slice the sausage halfway down the middle for more sauce area.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

slice the sausage halfway down the middle

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

No we don’t do that here we just celebrate beep/deep/whatever alt it is now using AI to remove attribution.

[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In my town there's a place that sells something called "Pregnant Dog": A cheese stick inside a wiener inside a red sausage all wraped in bacon

hot dog

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This isn't a shitpost, it's just a good idea.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Seriously, my first thought was, "Why isn't this a thing?"

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 50 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Something about physics or geometry. Because theyre cylindrical when you grip the bun sideways you get 2 saucy weiners slapping you in the face.

Which I appreciate sounds like a good time to some, but its hot and messy. Which I appreciate sounds like a good time again.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You could add a third on top for more efficient stacking?

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Sorry, IKEA already do a double hot dog.IKEA double hotdog

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Highly standard in Norwegian gas stations too

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[–] M137@lemmy.today 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

This is one of Swedens national dishes, and I'm both surprised and disappointed no one seems to have mentioned that yet and that it isn't among the top comments. It's called a "Hel special" (whole special) and it's literally just this with balls of mashed potatoes and other toppings. Here are some photos:

The most classic is with the chocolate milk drink "Pucko" (slang word for idiot):

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

for a moment I was afraid that was ice cream.

taters? actually would eat this

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[–] mech@feddit.org 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Look, if you want to have 2 weiners stuffed in your mouth at the same time, you are free to do so in the privacy of your own home.
But don't make me watch that when I'm at the sportsball game, it makes me jealous.

I want them in my buns.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Stack them vertically. Use normal bun. Problem solved.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Stack them vertically. Use normal bun

The top one would roll off

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Use a taller bun. I also am on team under-over. While the double barrel approach is innovative, it sacrifices on handling. Harder to properly grasp. An under-over config allows tall bun sides that can support a tactical grip with one or both hands without getting saucy fingers.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 20 points 5 days ago
[–] thenewred@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)
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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

This looks structurally unsound.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Everyone knows that foods are extended along the axis with a circular cross section.

i.e., burgers stack higher, hot dogs grow longer.

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[–] Mika@piefed.ca 9 points 5 days ago

Been like that for ages in Ukraine

[–] normacenva@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago

Who ordered the Frotdog?

[–] notso@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago
[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

Is this what "I double-dog dare you" refers to?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I've eaten a double hotdog a couple times. The bun wasn't twice as wide but twice as long. So it had to be thicker so the meat to bun ratio was actually smaller. It's the first thing you eat hung over at a music festival so who cares.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

just wait till you hear about tunnbrödsrulle

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The best way to do a hot dog is "open face," where you cut it down the length, but not enough to fully separate into two halves. Then spread and press the open insides against the pan before flipping to the other side. It's like butterflying a chicken. More surface area = more maillard reaction/yummy brown bits.

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

all i see is a picture of your mom. oooooohhh gottem.

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