this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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we're rapidly reaching the point of cyberpunk where people start doing heists to steal RAM sticks
That ”3 MB of hot RAM” line in Neuromancer doesn't seem so ridiculous now, huh.
The DDR3 RAM I use as wall art is now looking very bougie.
yes, now eat up 
Come for the WWE AI slop, stay for the Donald Duck sloppy blowjob ASMR.
Donald Duck sloppy blowjob ASMR.
Hello new ringtone!
the AI is getting the sloppiest demon succ after the first minute is up 
Yo stop, I’m still reeling from the sounds in my head of donald duck slurping on cock
So is the plan we just need 1000 more datacenters bro then it'll be sentient bro then it'll be conscious and in agony when it has a stroke bro it'll be epic
just shitting this out into the ether for literally nobody to watch huh
president xi please fire soon
Not nobody, AI bots are watching it
Apparently it's stroking out on the attempt to pronounce "what WWE" that's kinda neat.
Biblically accurate Brandon
Darryl Strawberry needs to make a WWE apparance so they can ask how many Rs are in his last name.
The three stages of AI nervous breakdown
- Stutter
- Donald Duck
- Cronenberg abomination
Like w-
this is a success actually because it means more people will tune in to see it crap out again 
This is going to be considered AI comedy by the tech bros pushing it
Maybe my sense of humor is disturbing, but I live for this slop. It's hilariously bad.
Watching TTS freak out is a time-honored tradition dating all the way back to "my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi"
aeiou
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Same. I was seriously crying laughing to this. This was so funny.
Attacked by Donald Duck live
It sounds like a cross between the flesh monsters from The Forest and Donald duck going absolutely crazy sloppy on some hog before eventually just 
what does the bot think of Samoa Joe's chances at Sacrifice?
Rappin' Ronnie Reagan and his wife the Throat GOAT
I used to think the Rapping Ronnie Reagan tape was just an absurd made up product, but then I found out there were at least two novelty Reagan raps.
AI so cool
AI referee be so shocked
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