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Imagine getting chairmogged by a hardpillowmaxxing chinacel, couldn't be me. If I was in charge we'd still be in charge and big and strong and aryan and the adults in the room.

#NotMyPresident sitting like that

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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 57 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The chairs are the same height though

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 50 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's just the crafty asians making it look like it

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

Clearly an ancient Chinese secret

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

It's all a perspective trick, same way they filmed the hobbit movies.

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 45 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I love how there’s literally too many genuinely bad things to make fun of Trump for and liberals online decide to focus on ridiculous crap like this. What the fuck.

the only time my Liberal aunt got vocally upset at Trump and said something on social media about it was when he re-named the USS John McCain

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

OH MY GOD NO WAY. I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE POINT THIS OUT BEFORE. ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE IF TRUE.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Even besides posture, doesn't Trump just weigh more? The official WH medical report says he's 224 lbs, I think, and Xi's weight isn't disclosed but he's 4 inches shorter and has a slightly leaner figure, so maybe he's like 175 or something. A 50 lbs difference seems to be enough to be a factor on top of posture.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

IT. IS. NOT. POSTURE. IT. IS. THE. CHINESE!!!!!

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The ancient Chinese art of sitting up straight.

Honestly does Trump have back problems or some shit? He's always doing a weird forward lean with his ass sticking out.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

I've seen people say his lean-stand is a strategy to hide his, uh, manly physique. Same with the way-too-big, baggy suits.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Trump trunk dumper

[–] Two_Hangmen@midwest.social 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They're the same chair, Trump is just way fatter.

[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Also, Xi Jinping is sitting straight while Trump is slightly slouching, that also contributes.

Edit: Also, Xi Jinping is quite tall.

But why does this all even matter?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Why are they so fetishy about him? Libs always go into gross detail with this shit

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Chapo was not wrong when they identified American politics as sexual pathology. How long does it take an incredulous upset Liberal to start saying stuff like "you are all just Putin dicksuckers" if you push back on their Ukraine delusion whatsoever? None at all, it's their first and immediate reflexive response despite their otherwise strong Liberal training to avoid overt homophobia. They conceptualize the political realm as psycho-sexual and are obsessed with perceived humiliation and domination.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Gonna have to break kayfabe so I can say: Jesus Christ that's disgusting.

[–] dazaroo@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 days ago

they're obsessedd

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Surprised to not see any green lines in the photo

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Xi's genitals sit proudly framed by knees at impeccable right angles, projecting his power

Trump meekly covers his groin with his swollen hands, knees at low-T acute angles to shield himself from the mogg

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

from the replies

不急,自有分寸

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Pumpkin Pinochet looks oddly serene in this picture.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Baron Harkonnen maxxing

[–] Feed_el_Castro@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

didn't read that way to me, tbh. comes off more as "full of hot air" or "inflated ego"

[–] Feed_el_Castro@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Purely coincidental exaggerated double chin

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

OP thank you for playing along in the comments, they're hilarious

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

frothingfash THE CHINESE FUCKED WITH THE PRESIDENTS CHAIR AND YOU'RE ALL JUST LAUGHING

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Xi farted in the chair before Trump sat in it.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

before Trump ~~sat~~ shat in it

ftfy

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's literally the same chair lmao

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

ITS NOT ITS CHINA

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think Trump's sins are the reason he sinks so low in his seat.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

NO IT IS BECAUSE OF CHINA

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

catgirl-disgust Ugh, why do you even care, dude's a pedophile war-criminal...

frothingfash Yeah, but he's a TALL pedophile war-criminal!

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

No it's because the wily chinese gave him a slightly smaller chair

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

But which direction is his penis facing???

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Ive seen enough, nuke Wuhan

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[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

but if this were true it would be waow based

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[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Is 'presidential' an adjective now? Like 'professional'?

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[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS

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