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[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 212 points 9 months ago

But the boxes were taken to the dumpster, yes? With time saved, even? Someone in a managerial position would rather hire, train, and pay a devoted garbage person instead of three adorably unpaid raccoons?

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 62 points 9 months ago

Until the raccoons unionize and demand healthcare coverage instead of just table scraps.

[-] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Train another raccoon to bust unions

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 16 points 9 months ago

Impossible, raccoon class consciousness is too strong.

[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Raccoons aren't a protected class and I will continue to exploit their lack of rights u til such time as they garner enough support to be represented in the government and change the laws.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 9 months ago

AHAB - raccoons, definitely

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[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

20XX: The Raccoon Rebellions reach their peak. Multiple systems are in turmoil as the conflict rages. New fronts emerge everyday as guerilla factions splinter. Bodies litter the streets like piles of... trash. There is no end in sight.

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[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 39 points 9 months ago

Darcy the human wants healthcare. Trained trash pandas want apples. Why are we even discussing this?

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[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 182 points 9 months ago

is this a Lemmy post of an Instagram post of a Reddit post?

[-] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 85 points 9 months ago
[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 48 points 9 months ago

The internet is terribly inbread and I love it

[-] bassomitron@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago
[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

This proofs that everything is just a repost of a repost of a repost.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

It's been that way basically forever. I'm old enough to remember YTMNDs showing up on Ebaumsworld.

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[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

what are you doing step site?

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[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Threads too?!

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

We have to go deeper. Im posting this to 4chan.

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[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 141 points 9 months ago

Not Trash Pandas. Waste Management Pandas.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Waste Management Engineers= Waste Management Pandas

~~Waste Management~~ (Engineers) / ~~Waste Management~~ = ~~Waste Management~~ (Pandas) / ~~Waste Management~~

Engineers = Pandas

Checks out.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 120 points 9 months ago

If someone can successfully train racoons to do their job I'd probably give them a raise and some deodorant

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Under capitalism they would be fired and the raccoons made to replace them for no pay.

No joke there are tons of stories of people writing programs to automate their job, management finding out, and basically getting fired while the company appropriates their automation code, since from their profit chasing perspective why should they pay someone if they can just take the code they wrote which will do the same thing for free?

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Which is why you always implement a dead man's switch that you can turn off if you leave the job amicably. And never leave your source code behind if you can avoid it.

[-] DokPsy@infosec.pub 15 points 9 months ago

The dead man switch at one of my last places was the companies incompetence and lack of forethought.

When I left, I told them that the files for their system that I designed, built, and maintained was on the laptop I was returning to them.

They wiped it.

They also had zero clue how to use the programs I had nor any other aspect of that system so they really shot themselves in the foot then shot their other one to test of the first one hurt

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Then they'll get their lawyers involved to fuck you over. Since you probably coded it on company time with company equipment, they own everything and can sue you if you put booby traps in it. Hell there have been contracts in tech that say that everything you code while employed, regardless of whether it's related to the business or not, they can claim, whether that extent is enforcible is another question but just the mere fact that plenty of companies are brazen enough to try that shit speaks for how much they expect to get away with, and they're probably right.

Individuals rarely win against businesses as a design feature of capitalist society.

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Well then at the very least do what I did: put in the code an Easter Egg that wishes you a happy birthday on your birthday in the copyright blurb at the bottom of the intranet page.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Lol you think source code you write at work is yours to take with you?

[-] Stuka@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

If you aren't in a dev job it would be incredibly easy to prevent the source code from falling into company hands.

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[-] gullible@kbin.social 87 points 9 months ago

The entire premise is fake, but that stupid fake manager is still driving up my blood pressure.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 84 points 9 months ago

Look if you can get Raccoons to do your work for you, it should be an instant promotion to manager.

[-] techognito@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

acivement unlocked: Manager of Racoons

[-] uis@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago
[-] notatoad@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Unfortunately, the promotion to raccoon manager does not come with a salary bump.

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[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

Is noone going to comment on how someone trained a bunch of animals to help with cleaning? They were more than an employee, they were a Disney Princess!

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 38 points 9 months ago

How difficult would it be to teach raccoons to manage IT infrastructure?

Asking for a friend.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

They keep trying to wash the server

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 9 months ago

Corporate only doesn't want the raccoons trained because then they might have to pay them.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

It can be worse - they might start raccoon union

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 21 points 9 months ago
[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

I don't see an issue here. 🤷

[-] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 15 points 9 months ago

Just looks like working smarter, not harder to me.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

If the job is done, where is the problem?

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[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 9 months ago

Sounds like staff is gonna train the racoons

You get work done for you, they get trash. Win/win

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Necessity breeds innovation.

[-] oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 7 points 9 months ago

🍞🥐🥖

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

We had a raccoon living in our attic. I would have liked to train it to take the trash to the curb, but instead it just peed on the floor until a stain came through to the other side.

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

I hope he was paying those raccoons a fair wage! outsourced work is often done in unethical ways!

[-] TTimo@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

In my old condo you didn't really put the trash bag in the dumpster. The raccoons were waiting on the dumpster and you'd hand the bag to them basically.

[-] doctorn@r.nf 7 points 9 months ago
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