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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 72 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At what point will the US stock market being literal meme stock all the way down actually start having a material effect?

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It does feel like financial capitalism will keep trucking along up and until the bottom (material reality) falls out, and if that doesn't start to happen with the oil supply simply becoming too low to sustain basic functioning society (and prevent food riots) then idk shrug-outta-hecks

I'm starting to think that we'll never see a traditional crash, now that financial capitalism has approached its logical end goal of not actually producing anything there is now nowhere else for capitalists to park their vast hoards of blood money except to invest in stocks.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

i look forward to finding out how many Luigis it can tolerate

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 51 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Beat Elon like a piñata to get it

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Well the world is anout 100x worse than it was in 2016 so at least the math checks out

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Someone post that deep-fried image of someone pointing a gun at him please

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't believe he's about to take a bullet for epstein

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Anything to get an invitation to one of the parties

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think about that image daily

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't put much stock in manifesting, but I would love to be proved wrong

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I started paying a subscription to Etsy witches

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just entered into a relationship with a woman who worships Hekate, god of witchcraft

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Brb throwing plants into the cauldron before I start my next run

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

need those charlie kirk etsy witches, not just any old ones

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

In case you'd like it un-fried, here's the original

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Just noticed that it looks like the woman with white hair on the right is his mum

That's a Ruger GP100, 357 magnum, solid choice.

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s because Tesla and SpaceX made the world 100x better. If not more.

Can you even remember life before the Cyber Truck? Has humanity ever got a banana almost into orbit? How could your yacht or combat drone connect to the internet before Starlink?

Capitalism rewards creativity, innovation. The system works.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

🤮🤮🤮

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

We got a few fell-for-it-again on hexbear as well going "He sucks but at least he did [insert something he didn't do but just said he did]".

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All that wealth is going to trickle down on me and the world will be right and my cheating no good ex-wife will call me.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Greatest country in the world btw amerikkka-clap

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

The free-est.

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

Makes me fucking sick for a laundry list of reasons

[–] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

if mario jumped on his head a lot of coins would fall out

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

Consent manufacturing is absolutely off the charts right now. Just another day in hell I guess

[–] Vostok_@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO time to look forward to who will be the world's first quadrillionaire! to-the-moon

I bet it will be an Israeli whose companies produce literally nothing physical but is the proud owner of the world's first private nuclear weapons.

[–] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

just like SodaStream smuglord

[–] button_masher@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

Successful Bond villain

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i think the funniest consequence of SpaceX IPO is that there are now so many new millionaires minted that the housing market in silicon valley and texas is going to explode.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

this is just one of three massive IPOs minting thousands of new millionaires in the Bay Area. Anthropic and OpenAI are coming too.

My partner and I were trying to find a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house around there, not that we can afford one, and it can't be done for less than $1.4 million and those houses are pretty crap. Like one was 900 sqft and cost $1.9 million.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the heartland, you can get that same house for 1/15 of that sticker price.

There's a baseline, and then there's the waves of markup that the upper tier of the economy is coasting on.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Don't I know it. I keep telling my partner that but she's too afraid to leave because layoffs are the norm now and the next job almost assuredly won't be a remote job.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Inshallah he will face justice one day. Of course the world's first trillionaire was always going to be the mutant sex pest blood diamond dip shit fucking smoothbrained megadivorced poser. A trillion fucking dollars and he can't buy one person that actually likes him and isn't trying to get that bag. Disgusting maggot, child killer. fedposting he gets what he deserves

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

i thought it was an emerald mine?

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

All the good that that money could go towards achieving, rather than sitting in some dick heads bank account.

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What does it mean exactly for SpaceX to be valued at over 2 trillion dollars, where does that money come from?

[–] techpeakedin1991@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

See, your problem is you're trying to use critical thinking, but the stock market is the dumbest thing in existence. The money doesn't actually exist, that's just what they could hypothetically get if he sold all those stocks (and actually found people who are willing to but them at that price (and the price would go down if so many stocks were sold at the same time (which would probably cause a crash of the stocks valuation because it's valuation is only based on vibes that it's gonna keep going up and eventually make money somehow (and also a retirement fund scam now I guess))))

[–] ziggurter@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Don't worry: if he wants the money, he'll just use the stock as collateral to "borrow" it, rather than "selling".

Capitalists figured out the market devaluation thing a while ago.