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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

If you're supposed to love your nation, and you are the nation, obviously you should self love the nation.

edit: is the trump video autoplaying for anyone else?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago

Yes. I did not add it. Surprised it works on an archive site. I don't know how to remove it.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

All videos that are embedded into the post autoplay

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's more USAan than jorking your peanus in an inappropriate fashion?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Thomas Jefferson is famous for having done inappropriate things with his peanus

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

'He was vaping and filming the female performers. He then stuck his right hand down his pants and it moved back-and-forth approximately six times very uncomfortable, in what appeared to be self pleasure or masturbation.'

Hell yea brother!

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

well if you can't jork it at the greatest fair in america are you even really free?

also, spray-bottle

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Whom amongst us hasn't been overwhelmed by the pure patriotism of an American state fair that we felt the need to crank it?

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Free Manny

Yeah, that's what he was accused of! susie-nudge

(ok, sure, no one has ever called jagoff a manny, but the etymology is there for one so inclined...)

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Yanking yanqui

[–] BettercallMao@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Xit!

This was not on my june bingocard