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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 145 points 1 month ago (5 children)

They used to have intermissions!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago (5 children)

They did? Bring them back.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They did, but it was mostly to boost snack sales (the long-time moneymaker of theaters).

Let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat!

https://youtu.be/MC8_RiFAPl0

[–] decolo@piefed.social 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

DON'T TALK! WATCH!

DON'T TALK! WATCH!

YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT!

DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!!

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 17 points 1 month ago

Haha. I was hoping that was the one that was shared.

Here it is - https://youtu.be/i5pb8a6SrLA

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

The little boy takes a bite out of a chocolate bar and it stretches like a piece of taffy.

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[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 19 points 1 month ago

It was great. You could even get little pots of ice cream during them.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

I died a little inside reading thos comment. I'm so old.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I remember when I was a wee lad, we went to see Titanic, and the movie was so long they showed it in two parts!

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Musical theatre and opera still do!

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

And non-musical live theatre too!

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

I went to an opera a couple of days ago and was very pleasantly surprised about the extended breaks. It actually makes it so much more of an event, not to mention that nobody was rushing to the bathroom because the breaks were like 30 minutes each (between each act they redo the decor on the set). It also gave you plenty of time to grab a bite to eat and a drink.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wonder if the studios said they can't have them anymore. Would be cool if a theater brought them back. Probably have tons of people just leave when the movie is bad.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 8 points 1 month ago

I have to assume it's studios -- movie theaters make most of their money selling concessions, and intermissions are great for that.

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[–] RollForInitiative@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They still do, at least where i live (western europe). Source: went to the cinema last sunday

[–] dunyol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

In my country (also Western Europe), we only get them if a film passes the three hour mark. We saw the extended versions of the LOTR trilogy a few months back and they were a lifesaver for a quick bathroom break!

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 10 points 1 month ago

The Brutalist had a 20 min intermission. It was very welcome. Theaters should totally encourage it, the line for concessions during intermission was crazy.

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You guys don't have intermissions?

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

No and some movies are 3 plus hours. The last one I saw with an intermission was the brutalist and it helped me enjoy the movie a lot more.

I know Scorsese said he didn't like them or something but I didn't go see killers of the flower moon in theaters because no intermission on a 4 hour movie is not my jam.

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think he has a point actually.

A lot of times the break is inserted in a random moment, regardless if that falls in the middle of a scene. And also if you take too long you'll definitely miss a bit of the movie.

[–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Film makers could fix this by finding break po8jts. Even using them for suspense.

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Yeah, but then every movie would have a cliffhanger in the middle, or even just a clean cut into two halves that would limit a director's artistic freedom.

Plus I bet cinemas have to break movies differently based on what else is playing so the bathrooms and concessions stands don't get overwhelmed by more than one screening going there at once.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

https://runpee.com/

The app that tells you the best time to run and pee during a movie without missing the best scenes.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Theaters did have intermissions. Especially drive-in theaters:

You may have seen ads like this

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like to hear about a 3+ hour movie that spends the first two hours in the desert or savanna and then the last hour somewhere with a lot of waterfalls and running water with jump scares.

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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RunPee is a website to tell you when its safe to leave the movie to pee.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Movies in India actually do have midway break times included, though.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At the very least they should be piping the soundtrack into the bathroom.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

They don't usually have one bathroom (for each gender, if that's still a requirement) per screen.

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

We had this when I was a kid, the movie reel would run out , bathroom break and snack break while projectionist loaded the next half of the film

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Last 3+ hour long movie I saw was Killers of the Flower Moon.

It was good but if a film ever needed an intermission, that one sure did.

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

I saw Kenneth Branagh's 1996 Hamlet in the theater. It's just over four hours long and you better believe they had an intermission.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I had a buddy with a particular beef with one of the Hollywood studios. I can't remember which, but he swore that there'd be some huge water scene 3/4 of the way through when everyone was about to burst.

It was always great when he was right.

1000034207

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Intermission

https://archive.org/details/tvtunes_18479

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Main barrier is i don't think the failing movie theater system will pay out for these renovations but maybe they can be convinced with studies showing this pause will lead to massive increase in purchases during it.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could use devices instead of adding buttons to each seat. Argh dammit, a reason for them to demand customers install a fucking phone app.

Not that I go to theatres these days anyways, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Just have a QR code on the ticket that you can scan, opens up a website, and you are good to go. One time use, cannot reuse since bound to a ticket, and expires automatically when movie ends.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah but if they make an unnecessary app instead, then they can steal our data and advertise to those of us dumb enough to let apps issue whatever notifications they want! Think of the shareholders!

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[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Kids be messing with the buttons

[–] Nulubez@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I recall seeing Dances with Wolves in the movie theater and that was the last US major release i can recall that had a built in intermission

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Just bring a blanket and a hospital urinal.

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

Arrr, we've done solved this problem already matey!

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Can you imagine the line-ups there would be, if the movie paused to let the majority of viewers all head to the bathroom at once?

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

like an intermission? they solved this problem quite a few years ago

[–] zout@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

We have those!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One of the many reasons I haven't gone to a theater in over ten years.

They have just one advantage over my living room, and that is they get the movie first.

In my living room, no one is talking, no one is looking at their phone, no one is kicking my chair, which is more comfortable than movie theater chairs. My snacks are better, the sound isn't too loud or too soft, I can pause the movie, I can "switch theaters" if I don't like the movie, and watch something else, there's no line at the restroom.

I don't have a 100" TV, but I could. And, if that was important to me I would, before I'd go back to watching movies in a theater.

I'll wait, thanks.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 5 points 1 month ago

Hateful Eight had an intermission; 2 hours 55 minutes.

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