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[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For any confused Americans, a British flapjack is not a pancake, it’s more of a soft granola bar.

[–] disorderly@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh thanks, that really clears things up.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yeah. You can add Canada to the confused list. Is "pot noodle" ramen or something?

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Calling it ramen is like saying McDonald's is a restaurant; but yeah, pretty much.

Picture:

A chicken and mushroom flavour Pot Noodle

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 5 points 1 week ago

Excellent anology.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Marijuana infused noodles. 😌

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 12 points 1 week ago

(Context for people out of the loop: this is a joke)

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Dried noodles, a few peas and some flavouring in a plastic pot/tub/cup/container, which you add boiling water to to "cook".

Generally for eating at work/school etc, where you might want warm food but only have a kettle (electric water boiling device).

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine the shittiest possible form of ramen. That's the best pot noodles.

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Bombay bad boy tho...

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That sentence had more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

That can't possibly be the actual headline.

[Checks headline]

Well I'll be damned...

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Sometimes you got to give them the ol'Pot Noodle Flapjack attack!

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

God a cup noodle AND a cliff bar? SUCH VIOLENCE!

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He should have used a sandwich

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I thought milk shakes were preferred?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

When the cops protested he violently battered them with a soft cardboard cone of pink fluffy candy floss. /s

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Was expecting the Daily Sport with a headline like that

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago

TIL that "pot noodle" is what Brits call instant noodles cups.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

How about he can have all the booze he wants, but banned from violence?