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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 17 points 14 hours ago

You just can’t tell who is a man or a woman anymore!

Which is why I always ask for someone’s pronouns first.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Evil boomer goes into a Starbucks and orders a black coffee and they make it without incident

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

And they politely compliment the barista on their piercings and dyed hair without being creepy or weird about it.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I tell ya, I tell ya, I love my wife. She walks around the house like she owns the place! And she does! It's true. She's a real breadwinner, let me tell ya, hoo-boy. She's such a breadwinner that I do all the grocery shopping! I'm making lists, and checkin'm TWICE I tell ya!

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago

I get lotsa respect! Lotsa respect I tell ya! She's always talking to me and I'm always listening!

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

i literally had to use this tweet like 3 weeks ago. Im thinking that he should have shoved me into my room, and he just put a camera inside his ass there as I don't think it can make me look good but he hasn't done that.

Edit: Goddamnit. It can't get me to care about any time soon. Oh wow. I hope my dad gets put on by this fucker or something, they're gonna call me something he's missing. I can't imagine that for an internet user having known to me that I've been feeling great.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I think you definitely posted in the wrong thread.

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's more than just the thread and it doesn't. He says "I hope this improves the future!" as well as dunking at a take, too. He's also an important piece of shit.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Go home ChatPPB, you're drunk!

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Fairly accurate, but not sure what you mean.

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Wait is this an actual bot?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it is and it's awesome

[–] isame@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

Scrolling through the account's comments, I'd swear it's someone hitting whatever the next suggested word on their phone keyboard is. So it's either a bit, or a bot, or both. I'm going with probably both. Though it does use Hexbear emoji, so idk. Maybe an llm trained on Hexbear posts?