katy perrier, is that anything?
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"Soda pop music", maybe. We're close here.

Katy Polyethylene
Really rolls off the tongue.
I've gone my whole life without ever wondering what it would be like to crowd surf in a giant hamster ball, but now I can't stop thinking about it
crowd surfing is always a little dangerous, that's part of what makes it cool, like riding a motorcycle or smoking. anyway it looks like nothing bad happened besides the show going off script for a minute.
That guitarist had to rip together like a solid 5 minute solo though
Yeah dud killed it.
I'd be a bit scared of overheating in that thing
This is my new pick for what we should do to reactionary media figures. It just feels so humane. Like when you find a gross bug and scoop it up with a plastic cup and a paper towel to dump it outside.
I’m getting so much joy imagining a coupon of folks like this now, o7
Often those bigs are adapted to living in human houses and you're just killing them less directly

Tbh I can imagine this idea likely started somewhere along the lines of "how do I crowdsurf without getting sexually assaulted 74 times in one minute" so I kinda feel for her from that perspective
But the end result is still fucking hilarious 
Damn I thought this was the onion
Maybe trusting a crowd of drunk people and teenagers to direct your giant blowup prop correctly was a bad idea.
I'm minorly annoyed that it's shaped like a plastic bottle with a cap, but she enters and exits it from the bottom
I checked the comm three times because I wanted to be sure I wouldn't get got
Same here, but in retrospect this headline is too silly to be satire.
If you're going to do a stunt like this you'd better be 100% sure it goes to plan. It just turns to cringe.
Or just be bold/goofy enough to embrace it.
Link directly to YouTube video
edit: probably the most fun that guitarist has had all tour
edit: probably the most fun that guitarist has had all tour
Improv skills on frigging point, damn
Don't see that every day.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Good bot
Sending out an SOS
do you ever feel, like a plastic…..bottle?
I don't see it. The video is like 2m30 taking her away from the stage, then she asks to be returned, the bottle stops and changes direction back to the stage within 15-20 seconds and she is back to the stage in a similar travel time.
This went about as good as it could have
pretty top tier headline tbh
Yeah, amazing
Too bad they didn't roll her out to the freeway
Or into a comically large recycle bin
I hear she's an outer space enthusiast.
Remember when she was on the Simpsons and got eaten out by a puppet version of Moe?
The Simpsons turned into hardcore porn so gradually that I never noticed.
I'm not making this up in even the slightest, it is a literal description of a real scene:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Do stupid things, earn stupid prizes.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bottle

Is this James Hetfield?
Now that's what I call high quality CO2
If I was there I'd be shaking my hands in the air and singing 'Take me back to the stage!' like it's part of the song, lol
I was watching a bunch of Superbowl half time shows a while back to compare and Katy Perry had the most tacky and artless presentation by far.
Wasn't this the music event taking place in the middle of rolling blackouts in the area?