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[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 9 months ago

Tip: panhandling has more dignity than landlording.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago
[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 51 points 9 months ago

Has that ever happened to anyone, ever, or is it just Lemmies having a leftywank again?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

"leftywank" lmao I like it

It's just a shitpost, but it's good to hear that the satire is good enough that lots of people can't tell if it's real

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

There is a lot of shit happening in the US that i cant comprehend.. like, "how do they tolerate this?".. At one point i just stopped questioning

[-] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

No, it's that it's a common meme but never happens, so people are confirming that it's just a meme. That doesn't mean it's a good or clever meme. If you constantly joke about pooping in sinks, eventually someone will ask if you actually poop in sinks.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] aidan@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago
[-] stillwater@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 9 months ago

All of those links sound like satire to me.

[-] stillwater@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You just really want to bitch about other people finding something funny then huh

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

nah, he just really wants to know if it's true or not.

[-] stillwater@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago

I have a bridge to sell you.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

None of my victims ever paid a tip when I asked them /s

[-] Klicnik@sh.itjust.works 33 points 9 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

God I hope not

Edit: landlords in this thread being envious

[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

I have the same question. Where is this coming from?

[-] Furball@sh.itjust.works 34 points 9 months ago

The love for landlords meme, it was a subreddit where people pretended to be particularly shitty landlords

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

It's r/landlordlove

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 9 months ago
[-] Furball@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

The idea that it was actually real landlords is pretty silly, it was definitely shitposting

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Shitposting

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Tip in bitcoins mined on his electricity.

[-] hh93@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

you're not paying for you electricity in the US? Here in Germany you pay an expected amount for heating and electricity and then at the end of the year the landlord has to send you a statement telling you how much was used exactly and either pay you back the difference or you have to pay additionally and that usually results in changes in what the expected amount is in the future

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Here in the US sometimes the landlord covers utilities, usually you have to set up your own utilities account. Other times dig a well and build your own power plant v

[-] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

That sounds a little complicated. I get the energy bill directly from the energy provider and pay what I owe or set up a direct debit with them.

The Landlord is not involved except for clearing the debt before moving in.

[-] Marin_Rider@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

in NSW Australia it's even better. you sort your own electricity as a tenant which is fine, but when it comes to water, the landlord pays the fixed fees and tenant pays for usage. except only one bill is issued and it goes to the landlord, who sends a copy of the bill to you with the amount you need to pay.

I think they are looking at tenant billing directly but as of now its this crazy system

[-] hh93@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Depends on the building usually.

I also pay my energy for myself but the heating usually is per building and not per flat so it's not really easy to split up so if you live in a multi-flat apartment at least the heating is usually paid up front by the landlord who includes part of it in your rent

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

As long as he pays for the cost of the GPU depreciation.

[-] Blademax@lemmy.one 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You'll get the (tip) when you fix this damn door!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Fuck that door in particular

[-] Marin_Rider@aussie.zone 1 points 9 months ago

fixed it. where's me tip?

"Work hard, be good to your mother"

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

When I was young and very broke I would have taken that deal. That was proper groceries for two for a month right there.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Mouth is too expressive

[-] Desistance@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Fuck that noise

[-] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 1 points 9 months ago

Sorry Nancy no change left

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