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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 119 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Puritans, renowned for their sexually-enticing clothing showing off a lot of skin.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 82 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's terminal coomer brain. The AI prompt for this 100% was "Quaker woman but with HUGE TITS"

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The paradox of terminal coomer brain combined with “we represent the continuation of Puritanism.” They put on airs of upholding tradition cultural values while fundamentally being hedonists who want none of that restraint. They just need something to give their whites-only carnal desire a veil of principle.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 107 points 2 years ago (3 children)

app store F2P game lookin ass

[–] 4zi@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Save your settlement from the savages! Impress the local maiden with your traditional values!

White Supremacist: Factions at War

Download now!

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

tfw your perfect existence is just an Evony ad

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[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

reminder that the pilgrims were so smelly and ugly the natives thought they were absolutely disgusting

[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 69 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the Pilgrims... famously Catholic

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

when I saw tradprots my mind automatically corrected it to "Tradtrots" and I'm sitting here wondering wtf is that even

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

"Tradtrots" and I'm sitting here wondering wtf is that even

probably this

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sexual pathology, in my politics? It's more likely than you think!

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me and my friends are all in a communist compound and we have huge fucking tits and arms you fucking losers

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

inclusive 'and', each individual has huge tits and huge biceps

[–] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tradcaths are fetishists and you won’t convince me otherwise

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're actually right, most of this shit did come from the conservative side of the fetish community

I have no idea how they broke containment but I really wasn't paying much attention to these weirdos

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

An account that claims to be posting W's and yet the posts are CGI. Interesting.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Dude's elbow is right in the candle

[–] Phish@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

When you're cycling that much HGH you really don't feel anything at skin level.

[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah he's so tough stuff like that doesn't even bother him, not like you weak leftists

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He does have tougher elbows, gotta hand it to him.

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[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Has the person running this account ever been to church? The average catholic man is either a tall skinny stick or a somewhat overweight dad dude. No comments on the woman too lol, just really weird terminally online bullshit.

[–] TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There supposed to be Puritans, so definitely NOT Catholic. It's still pretty fucking weird though.

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[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago
[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

The VVitch (2015)

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (6 children)

All politics is revealed as sexual pathology.

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

puritans didn't work out. the pursuit of such would be a sinful vanitie very-smart

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Trads reproduce by budding apparently, the baby is still fused to the mother's neck at its hand.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wearing no shirt? Uncovered breasticles? Having a black belt in blowjobs? Visible wrists? These heathens would've been burned at the stake in their trad-utopia

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Baby like "mama mia look at these milkers! :D "

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My horrifying mutant flesh family.

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[–] M68040@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I could bite his nipples off with zero effort

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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (5 children)

history facts: among other things, the pilgrims who landed in america who made the first thanksgiving brought with them a fuck ton of trenbolone

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[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Conservatives have more brain power in their penis head than in their actual head.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That baby with a demonically large smile

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[–] smokeppb@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

That's a pumpkin pie - frosted - with a smaller pumpkin on top as decoration. Right next to the gelatinized something pie, a family staple of course. And SOME PEOPLE say AI isn't smart.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

I want to know the AI generation terms they used.

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

What if...bara pilgrims....

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