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Unpierces your ears (startrek.website)
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[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 81 points 1 year ago

Good news is you're alive bad new is you have to transition again

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Worse would be appendicitis

here’s your appendix back, unfortunately it’s malfunction wasn’t a wound

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 31 points 1 year ago

The malfunction is temporary, it would work for at least a bit longer, until the next malfunction, ofc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[-] Primarily0617@kbin.social 76 points 1 year ago

the orc appears to be a woman, so that would be quite the feat

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 72 points 1 year ago

Female circumcision exists

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Gotta say it's funny to me how this fact is so shocking to people yet male circumcision is so commonplace a lot of women won't even touch a non circumcised penis.

This isn't tryna be whataboutism it's just genuinely ironically funny to me

[-] RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair, female circumcision is far more horrific than male circumcision. It often involves cutting or burning off the clitoris and is explicitly a method of controling the sexuality of women.

That said, male circumcision is also bullshit and a violation of bodily autonomy.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Like I said I get it.

But it can easily be boiled down to, the torture of this baby is fine but the torture of that baby is abhorrent.

Kinda like the orphan crushing machine. Why are we torturing babies at all?

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[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

there's actually a pretty broud spectrum of procedures referred to as female circumcision. most of them are far more extreme than male circumcision, but type 1a is basically equivalent, though by far a minority. other forms are even worse than you've described.

but i've also got to point out that male circumcision is also explicitely a method of sexual control, among other excuses. a major reason it ever caught on in america was in an effort to prevent masturbation.

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[-] snowe@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

Also circumcision is an earth/human/Christian thing. Pretty sure no dnd religions even mention it, but I could be wrong about that.

[-] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Circumcision is such a big thing in Islam that Muslim men are generally circumcised. Some Muslim cultures even circumcise girls, which naturally causes horrible suffering.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago
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[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago
[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

That could cause more problems.

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 12 points 1 year ago

Spell grows a pp, doesn't know what to do about the vagina. Leaves it there.

Futanari transgender Orc lady.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

"Oh god I'm in so much pain, what are all these fucking extra teeth"

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[-] PostingPenguin@feddit.de 54 points 1 year ago

And regrow your wisdom teeth.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 36 points 1 year ago

Never mind that, what about all my milk teeth?

[-] TwilightVulpine@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago

If this brings back all that was naturally shed, there's gonna be a whole lot of skin and hair.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago

Peeling that off would probably be really satisfyingly. Like really thick dead sunburn skin over your whole body

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

You are drastically underestimating volume here

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

This is exactly the kind of RAW debate nonsense that I play DnD for.

So, what about the whole belly-button and umbilical cord situation? That might be on the line as far as "mortal wounds" or "missing body parts" go.

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Random fun fact: there is a German roleplaying system (Das Schwarze Auge) which explicitly mentions that elves do not have belly buttons, because the "wound" gets magically healed right after the cut. There is a lot of similar weird official canon that occasionally makes me wonder what TH they smoked at the time of writing their rulebooks.

[-] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

My Fams been playing the game care to tell a few More facts to mess With Them?

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Sure, why not? ;) Sorry that most of the sources are in German, but I don't know about relieable English sources.

  • Orcs are big, bulky warriors with green skin and very little hair in almost all other franchises. DSA has a bad case of "our XYZ are different than yours!" for most of their species, so their orcs are covered from head to toe in thick, black fur (they're condescendingly called "Schwarzpelze" / "blackfurs" by other races) and are noticably smaller than humans. Think of small, dark wookies with big teeth. Orcs generally don't view women as people - not even their own! Female orcs are called by a name that allegedly translates to "animals that birth orcs" and they're generally treated like livestock.

 

  • Goblins got the same weird "ours are different" overhaul. In almost all other franchises they're the smaller, big-eared, smooth-skinned green people, but in DSA they're basically orange monkeys (some official art) who ride swine and are literally incapable of understanding where babies come from because the "goblin queen" (Kunga Suula) held a ritual to permanently erase specific traits of that species, these being: understanding what fatherhood means, understanding what personal property is, understanding any type of death rites (they just toss deceased relatives to their swines), understanding loyalty of any kind. A bit more info here: https://pnpforum.de/viewtopic.php?t=56697 .. and the "best" part is that this ritual was held to protect the tribes from the Nameless (basically the main antagonist) because that entity often corrupts people by false promises appealing to their desires, like promising to liberate a folk from harsh conditions or protecting their loved ones and the like. A Goblin who doesn't care for his offspring or friends won't be tempted by that, right? Extremely weird way to protect your people IMHO, but canon.

 

  • Elves, at least the "purebred" ones, never have unwanted pregnancies. They can f*ck all they want and won't need protection or birth control, because elven babies have to be "called from the light" which is basically just a ritual to make a female elf pregnant. No idea what this ritual is supposed to look like, but sex isn't necessarily involved. Elves having fun with other races, that's a different topic tho, and might lead to an inconvenient surprise when the elf in question suddenly understands why other races don't have / need such a ritual...

 

  • Elves start out incapable of digesting fermented or highly processed stuff. The entire race is basically lactose intolerant and "spice-tolerant" like a Brit until they VERY slowly get used to eating human meals. The Elven language (isdira) is also basically unlearnable by other races, because elves speak with two voices at once, so a single elf sounds like two different people saying the same thing at the same time, and THAT in turn is a prequisite for the correct pronounciation of a lot of elvish words. Like I said earlier; I really wonder what TH the creators smoked ... I also faintly remember reading somewhere that the second voice comes out of their nose when they say two different things at the same time, but I can't for the life of me find the source for that so take it with a grain of salt. It might have been a fan theory. Some more info here: https://dsaforum.de/viewtopic.php?t=51042

 

  • Every single person on the continent Aventurien has a "soul animal" that represents their character traits. They may not know about it, or may know that such a thing exists but don't know WHICH soul animal they are associated with, but there are magic spells to "see" said soul animal in others to give the spellcaster an insight of the spell-targets soul. If for example a wizard casts that spell on a person claiming to be a war veteran and they see a battered, scarred, old lion then the wizard will know the other guy speaks true, whereas if their soul animal turns out to be a stressed-looking chicken or something like that, then that guy is probably a liar.

 

  • Simlar to that, witches usually have an animal companion that is basically a separate part of their own soul, so it should be identical to the soul-animal of the witch in question. The rulebook suggests some "classics" like crows, black cats and frogs, but any regular (non-magical) animal between the size of a bunny and a cow is okay to use when creating the character. You want your witch to have a monkey, goat or tortoise as a companion? Go ahead. Witches also have some ...unusual spells. They can make their saliva have healing or damaging properties, so they can heal wounds by licking them but also melt the face of an attacker by spitting at them. And they can reanimate and move "dead" wood. The witch of one of my regular players once was in a situation where she was tied to a chair, and she decided to make the chair run away with her still on top while their captors weren't looking. We had to pause the session for a while because everyone was laughing so hard at the mental image of a tied-up 80-something wrinkled old lady galloping through the streets on an effing chair, yelling "so long, suckers!"

 

  • There is a goddess named Rahja, who stands for lust and love and joy. One of her "Alveranians" (basically angels) carried her child to term in her stead, to spare the goddess the pain of having to birth the child herself. The thing is ... that Alveranian was a man. I do NOT want to think about this any further.

 

So...yeah. There you go. One big serving of coversation starters ;)

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[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

To be fair, most ear piercings are not "cored", but merely punctured. Considering all phalanges begin as flippers, would this spell also render the target a better swimmer, as well? 🤣😜

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

DM: I have good news and bad news.

Player: give me the good news.

DM: We're naming a new PC race after you.

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[-] Vorticity@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
  • Where does your body end and your mom's begin?
  • What happens to all of the dead cells that you shed throughout your life?
  • Oh, you had cancer removed and were in remission? Sorry...
[-] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • Where does your body end and your mom's begin?

The placenta. Next question.

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[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

He could resurrect his hair line.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

But would it just immediately fall out again 'cause he's still old, or does it rejuvenate the cells (making resurrection also a means of achieving immortality)?

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[-] WolfhoundRO@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"restores any missing body parts", but can it counter the "mend buttcrack" spell?

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

Sho hear me out, infinite food?

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Would anyone even be circumcised in fantasy worlds? Lol.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mystra: It would be funny if we got mortals to cut off their dick skin.

Rest of the gods: 🤨

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it evolved independently as a practice in several regions, including Africa and the Middle East, Australia, and South America.

A lot of hotter climates, for some reason. It was, presumably, a hygiene practice, so you can argue the practice for any culture with poor water access or high risk of skin infections.

Or one heavily influenced by a culture like that.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

The both claims are dubious at best. Simply put nobody knows for sure but almost certainly none of them relate to hygiene, health, or cleanliness.

It's all ritual insanity. Whether that be to gods, masculinity, the rich and famous, or who knows that else.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_circumcision

[-] Fluid@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Lol, that’s straight up not true.

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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That feeling when your god has the trickery domain.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I have additional questions.

I assume my appendix, which tried to kill me in 2007, would come back for a second chance. But what about parts of you that weren't removed, just cut, burned, and stuffed back in the, ahem, bag?

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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago

My foreskin isn't missing. I know exactly what happened to it. It was KIA

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago

That pothole came out of nowhere.

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I would assume that it only affected those things that immediately led to the character’s death in the first place, but what’s the cut-off point (so to speak)? If I lost a finger earlier in the same battle, does that regrow, even though the finger by itself isn’t what led to my death? What if earlier in the day I lost a toe? And then also, what if you cut somebody down the middle and cast it on both halves (say at the same time)?

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