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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It’s just a coincidence that global inequality spiked significantly following 1991

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's just because there weren't any communists in power to fudge the numbers any longer

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Most of the replies are really good though.

[–] Snackuleata@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago

Look at my breasts instead

100% real woman

my class consciousness is up here

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Gulags are bad" they say

Lol, no

gulag

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guarantee this is a :fedposting:

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[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what if karl marx and his book had breasts thonk

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 2 years ago

extremely cursed image

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

😍 my next tattoo!!

where can I find a higher res version of this

edit: nevermind, found the emoji discussion which is probably the best anyone can do for me, huh

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I wanted bara tiddies

sicko-wistful

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thesis: Marxism

Antithesis: Furries

Synthesis: Marxist furries

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[–] Timberknave@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

volcel-police GDR-emblem volcel-police GDR-emblem volcel-police GDR-emblem

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG HIER SPRICHT DIE VOLZPOLIZEI!

KOMMEN SIE MIT ERHOBENEN HÄNDEN UND GESCHLOSSENEN HOSEN HERAUS!

ALLES WAS SIE awooga -EN KANN UND WIRD GEGEN SIE VERWENDET WERDEN!

volcel-police GDR-emblem volcel-police GDR-emblem volcel-police GDR-emblem

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

PFF, HornyOnMain?

More like HornyInNameOnly kelly

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Timberknave@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Karl Marx and his hook (he's a pirate) marx-goth 🪝

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Karl Marx and his nook (he's taking a break)

[–] Timberknave@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Karl Marx and his brook (he's fishing) fishe 🎣 marx

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Karl Marx and his look (he has drip) blushing-engels hyperflush

[–] Timberknave@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Karl Marx and his crook (he's ruling ancient Egypt)

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Karl Marx and his rook (he has exchanged it's place with his king)

[–] Timberknave@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Karl Marx and his Souq (he's driving a hard bargain) marx stonks-up

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Karl Marx and he's shook (someone mentioned human nature) scared

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[–] Homestar440@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago
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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

"Lol Marx iz le bad and Hitler is le gud"

Didn't know seventh grade started teaching the cold war this early in the school year.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A surprisingly large portion of Hexbear: same-picture (this isn't what I meant to post, but I thought we had an emoji of the ”Why not both?” meme)

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Try por-que-no-los-dos, sometimes you have to try all the different names for a image

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Tried that too sadness

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm glad we're the opposite of this

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Ever since coming here I have been so thankful for the vocel vanguard. It's nice to have a spot on the internet that doesn't instantly devolve into awooga

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[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

They're right, communism sure makes me hungry. Hungry for revolution. lenin-shining

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

when u have reasoned and valid criticism of an ideology this is definitely the kind of argument/meme you make lol. they might as well say 'pay no attention to the man behind the curtain'. this meme is so bad and counterproductive i almost wonder if this is a reverse psyop by a comrade, but redditors are actually this intellectually lazy often.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't be silly "Because middle school said it's bad" is a perfectly valid reason why something should be condemned with no nuance (don't ask why this doesn't apply to Hitler though, trust me.)

[–] Timberknave@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I stumbled on know your meme by accident and the anti-communists are literally this shallow

[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I mean the “highbrow” criticisms of Marx from guys like Bohm-Bawerk and Menger aren’t really all that more compelling than this meme.

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

TFW I can literally get CIA documents right now from their own government website that showed increased food production under Socialist projects like the USSR.

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Hiya, fella epic redditos! I am [ADJECTIVE]-[NOUN][THREE NUMBERS], a fellow "Furry" that loves everything reddit and HATES communism! isn't being a furry so much better than being a stinky """COMMUNIST!!!!"""

fedposting

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

the fetishization of the commodity of milk

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Karl Marx and his book: Karl Marx: The Book

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Just the one.

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

we apologize for Reasonable-Bag342. We trained them wrong, as a joke.

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