Liberal maoist :(

I brew with the chemex but espresso is my shop drink.

Oh, so I'm a lib now, am I?

I have an Ottomatic so does that make me a Marxist-Leninist? A Maoist? Or both?

can you actually dial it back from MLM to ML?

because based on this image, that's me

Ok wait where is the shitty stovetop Turkish coffee i make that just turns into a French press without the press and grounds so fine they enter my bloodstream directly?

evidently. I don't drink coffee but do have a V60 and some frozen if someone visits

But experimenting with Hoxhaism the last couple of years.

this is accurate because of used all of these except liberalism and trotskyism

I've been a Hoxhaist, I've been an Anarchist. I've even even been a liberal.

But in the end, long live the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism

I use a hand pressed expresso maker. Does the fact it takes physical labor make me more or less of a lib.

What about a Vietnamese phin brew method?

What's cold brew mean to you then? (I assume maoist)

I get a cup of hot water and eyeball a serving of dehydrated coffee

which tendency am I

Maoist gang represent

I have and use all of these

I used to be an anarchist, but now I just drink tea

coffee sucks give me the industrial chemicals

It's Joever for me. I'm a dirty Trot according to this

Just found out I am an anarchist. But with Hoxhaist tendencies. I guess I should start forming a voluntary collective to make bunkers.

Currently a marxist-leninist but funnily enough used to be a both a coffee trot and one irl

I don't drink coffee... but my spouse is a trot!

What does it mean that when I make coffee for me and my partner every day I’m a Maoist, but when she’s out of town I revert to my old anarchist ways, and yet also when we have guests I switch to a new, larger anarchist coffee device?