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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I love how the comments boil down to:

  • Young [completely ordinary item], and
  • Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Young electron

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."

People just want any opportunity to vent.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Tbf I'd want to vent about that too

[–] wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?

Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Young Back Pain

Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow

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[–] SkySyrup@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] shalva97@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why do you keep sand in your pockets? :D

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Yung T.S. Double Dub in the house.

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Pooptimist@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Young social anxiety

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.

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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
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[–] krondo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Young existential dread.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No no, the picture is young (i.e. recent) not the wife.

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Young Herpes

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Young Imposter Syndrome

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago

Young Empty Wallet

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Young Epipen

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!

[–] lemmie689 5 points 2 years ago
[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Young Depression

[–] _danny@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Young crippling depression

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[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.

I got 99 problems and I am them.

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[–] Driveway4964@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I'll be the one you always got beef with for no reason: Young Lactase

[–] lethargic_lemming@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Young Mitochondria

[–] FReddit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower

[–] Steveanonymous@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] subverted_per@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Young Athsma Inhaler

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Young Childhood-Trauma

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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Matt, @mattwhitlockPM

your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go

B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty

Young Student Loan Debt

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