Also the whole 'The gene seed must be preserved at all costs' thing
It's disgusting. Literally this is the first time in human history that this is happening. Like how do they even store it?
They just freeze the sperm in samples I guess...
I mean, anything is on the table right now, for all I know... that's life... 
Imagine the pornos that will come out this. It's gonna be like that one scene in The Boys where Hughie is at soldier boy's place while that "weird" video about his character is playing
Especially weird when you're basically genetically indistinguishable from the "asiatic horde" invading you.
Why is this necessary? Ukraine is winning and killing 500,000 ruzzianZ a day. If anything Putler should be gooning his soldiers, not Zelensky
Ummm???
Actually, all of this shit is old news, now, apparently, Uke's been doin' it at Feb 2023, just recently afterwards...
Why are fascists always obsessed with semen?
Birthrates, mythologised blood, cheap labour
Blood and soil ideology and practice, egh....
Blood, soil and semen.
Sebum retention, mostly
Begun, the cum wars have.
Reporting for duty, I've prepared for this my entire life. 
The brave soldier running into the battle field to collect his fallen comrade's cum like 
Why do I get a feeling someone is going to make a warhammer comparison
"Did the apothecary recover the battle brothers geneseed?"
Aye, along those lines. Goes well with the NAFO fucks treating those nazis as some kinda supersoldiers, "yeeting a gazillion orks each minute".
The year is 2045, the Great European Water Wars between the various european ethnostates are raging for nearly a decade now.
Field medics aren't equipped with any first aid kids, only with a castration device with a built in freezing unit so they can extract as much white cum from their fallen comrades. The captive brood wives are already waiting to be inseminated with warrior cum in the fertility clinics.
Azov Nazis collecting cum? This was foretold
Red Army soldier (1922–1942)
Your volcel pledge doesn't end upon death, citizen 
Who remembers Semen Hitler
The only good Hitler
Imagine sprinting directly into a the aftermath of a russian artillery strike to jack off a corpse lol.
:skeleton-guns-akimbo:you want my genes? cum and take it:skeleton-guns-akimbo:
Another battalion down, calling Code White, alert Cum Patrol!
Wait, wasn't this old news already?
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/16/world/europe/ukraine-soldiers-freeze-sperm.html
April 16, 2023
Motherfucker, why didn't more people make jokes about this before?
That probably didn't have enough sign ups so this one will be used on people regardless of consent because Ukraine needs to artificially raise their population after war.
Oh shit! Oh Fuck! Nobody tell Xi! I'm already behind schedule!
Why did they need legislation to let that happen? Did they have to create an exemption for a certain type of necrophilia? 
Oh no, can't believe Anthony Padilla would join the Ukrainian military and the smosh crew would give him a lil Hitler stache to blend in. Truly the darkest timeline. My condolences to the smosh team, I hope they found all his fleshy bits so they can cryogenically freeze him and fix him in the far future so we can see him and Ian get married. 
right after i read that headline in spooky voice i heard "wwoOOoooOoOooooo" 
Lmao Semen is a popular name in Ukraine.
I heard somewhere that Semen (the name) is basically a weird bastardization of Simon and also sort of freely translated from something that more closely resembles Semion. My source is whatever person on here that told me to stop laughing at Semen Hitler, who fought valiantly for the Red Army against the Nazis, since the only way to get his name was through some lingustic shennanigans.
Yes, it's version of Simon, and one of the more popular eastern Slavic names and as such have tons of versions. There is also old Polish word semen, meaning cossack in the court service - there were thousands of them so it might be how that particular version came to be - from the joining of name Simeon (Семён) and the occupation of court cossack.
Just ethnofascist things. 
One man stood up to a dictator (and banned opposition parties, hijacked the media, and banned entire religous sects ) (also trying to stay beyond his term 
but the Ukrainian constiution doesn't allow for elections under martial law - how convenient much democracy) (also not a dictator) 
"Semens" stock is about to soar! BUY NOW! 
you fool! They're merely increasing the total supply available! The demand remains the same! semen stocks are going down!
In order to replenish the Nazi hoardes women will be given houses and be career Ayran 
factories.
Future generations of Ukrainians will then have a problem with inbreeding and an entire giggity sub DNA industry to ensure ~~least~~ optimal amout of inbreeding of the master race.
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