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[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 85 points 7 months ago

Redditors really are the most gullible dumbfucks on the planet lmao

[-] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 33 points 7 months ago

If you sum the iqs of most liberal subs you wont get two digits

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

And those digits are 1 and 0.

[-] AlkaliMarxist@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

but not in that order

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 76 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I still cannot get over the Vogue photoshoots. Like - ok, so his wife is in several outfits. This means that she had time to change, do makeup, pose, etc. But so did Zelensky, considering he's in the pictures. They also did interviews for the magazine. These things don't get wrapped up within an hour.

In other words, for some reason Zelensky chose to remain in his "relentless commander who's too busy with war to care about appearances" persona even though it's clear that he had ample time to do all that for a fucking photoshoot. Who the hell is falling for this propaganda? Westerners, of course, but surely Ukrainians see the first lady in expensive, elaborate outfits and their president in a tshirt next to her and think "this guy is fucking annoying." My only other guess is it's pushing the subconscious narrative of the unkempt warrior male who's too busy with violence so that females can stay safe and worry about makeup and hair.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

Zelensky opens up his closet.

It's all the same green shirt and pants, like a cartoon character.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

He's doing the Steve Jobs thing, something all great men do. Don't you get it. Steve Jobs, Zelensky, and Norville Rogers. Great men, single outfit, frees the mind for more important decisions.

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[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago

The reason he's always in those faux military outfits is because zelensky has more sponsorships than a formula 1 driver, and rumours are a neo-Nazi clothing company (CW: lots of Nazi imagery in that article, obviously) set him up with a deal to wear them.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Have to admit, if these weren't fash I'd say some of these patches go hard (CW: Nazi shit)

[-] whoops@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

It sucks that viking iconography looks sick

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

Sucks that vikings are a fash thing now

[-] whoops@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

From my understanding, viking (as a verb) was when Norse fail-second-sons slaughtered, raped, looted, and enslaved coastal villages in order to establish their own fortune back home. That sucks.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Pretty much every ancient society had fail-son bands going around raiding shit, idk why the Norse get singled out for it any more than Gaels or Lakota or Scythians.

[-] whoops@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Sure, but pop culture has confounded going viking with Norse culture at large.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

True. But like with most ancient cultures, most were just fucking goat farmers or whatever. Their mythology is cool tho.

[-] whoops@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

It bugs me that we only know the post-Christianization version of their religion. Hence Odin getting hung on a not-cross

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nordic invasion

sons of Odin

deus vult

squidward-scream-point zelensky-pain YOU ARE A SLAVIC EASTERN ORTHODOX NATION

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The same way Slavic anti-communists begged daddy Germany to come protec them from da evil commies, modern Slavic pagan Nazi nerds worship the gods of Germanic slavers.

[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

everybody who complained about AOC wearing clothes mysteriously quiet when warzone lady wears cloths.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's interesting. There are never bad actions, just bad people. And bad people can change to fit any narrative

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 62 points 7 months ago

I too can find a bombed out ruin to do my staged TV interview in.

The real question is, what are these room-temperature IQ chucklefucks gonna do when their lord and savior Voloooodymyr Zelenskyyyyy gets summarily executed by Azov?

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

They'll probably say "He was a RuZZian agent all along!"

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Nah, the mainstream media is already putting out "Ukraine not so good no more" articles, it's an activation code for Libs to stop stanning them so hard. That way when the more blatant fash take over more overtly they can morn the loss of Zelensky and abandon Ukraine guilt free.

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[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 61 points 7 months ago

Two different sets explicitly designed by a powerful person's media team to convey a certain message.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Putin has actual power, Zelensky would be disposed of the second he went against his American and Azov masters’ wishes

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 57 points 7 months ago

All I see are four losers

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 55 points 7 months ago

its just a cabin full of logs, like Putin used to also do rustic photos

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago
[-] Moss@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago

If this was flipped Redditors would be saying "Russia is bombed out and poor and clearly don't have the money to continue the war, and Ukraine is comfortable and easily winning."

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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago

Yes, a true man of the people, skimming off the top of billions of dollars of military aid, looking the other way as NATO expends the lives of thousands of his citizens to make line go up. Very humble leader!

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago

waaaaait at first glance it looked like they'd gone to some rubble-filled ruin to do the Hardcore Jornalism Interview... but that's just wood. for fireplaces. y'all could just be on the other side of that wall in that intact (except maybe windows?) building

[-] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

I hate what the internet has done to the use of words like fuck and shit.

[-] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 40 points 7 months ago

Its clearly fake. Real Zelensky cant breath without his green shirt. Obvious russian propaganda

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 7 months ago

Redditors get a little dumber every day.

[-] NecroticEuphoria@lemmy.ml 38 points 7 months ago

Screenshot_2024-02-24-16-40-43-762_org.telegram.messenger

Newest post on Zelenskys Telegram. Posted today ~15:57

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Zelensky has a telegram? Isn't telegram considered Russian?

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

Last I checked, those are both on the planet Earth

Check and mate, good sirs smuglord

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 7 months ago

hey, hey everyone, hey, this is interesting as fuck, look at these two pictures i pulled out of my ass, isn't that interesting as fuck? updoo5 that shit hive mind you know what to do

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

The wartime leader pantomime was sad a year and a half ago. At least he's stopped with those tactical shirts

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[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Zelensky go on Tucker.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

I mean, Ukraine is poor, that's not news.

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[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

disappointed to see so many IQ jokes in a hexbear thread

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

I feel like this whole set dressing thing zelensky does doesn't really work once I can talk to an ukrainian in the west of that country who is like, fine. I mean shits dire and all but they're not all living in bombed out rubble.

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