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[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 83 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Girls liking cute skinny guys really, really pisses off chuds. I can't tell you how many shlubby bearded gamer-bro types I've heard complaining about "girls like girlish boys not manly men like me nowadays, what the hell is going wrong with the world".

Your out of shape and unkempt appearance was never attractive gamers, there's not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women you just don't care about your own appearance and stay inside all day. Have you tried going to mixed social events and being nice and funny? Have you taken some time working on your appearance to match your expectations? (If you want a woman who shaves and wears make-up, you better be bathing and styling your hair and getting nice clean outfits too)

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago

Literally just mad because they convinced themselves having a "beard" was manly

Now the SJWs took away the only way they could possibly ever be manly.

Nobody's impressed by them dipping bacon into 40 ounces of coke anymore, or at least people are now actually voicing how unimpressed they are.

[-] lapis@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

dipping bacon into 40 ounces of coke

christ, that's a lot of cocaine

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Never understood the appeal of those big ass beards that cover the entire lower half of their face and then some, but I see it all the time on chuds

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

A more subtle beard is much more superior anyway lenin-pensive

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of the MRA/Kermit bros who wasted years chasing the bag and nothing else then complain about how women don’t like them even though they’re rich lol and they try to make it seem sinister and ask for explanations like “dating is fucked! what’s going on here?!” Dating is certainly a problem, but they convinced themselves they found the secret to women

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

there's not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women

stuff im a horde of hot twinks stealing all the women

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Overlord games but you're controlling hordes of twinks and not little demon goblins.

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[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Orlando Bloom Legolas was like the biggest heartthrob of a generation, even with Viggo Aragorn right there beside him

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

and before that, Di Caprio. Before that, the Beatles. idk it always seems to be cute lads and not buff he-men

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Viggo is way hotter, but I think that's because tolkien elves are like categorically unsexy

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[-] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Your out of shape and unkempt appearance was never attractive gamers, there's not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women you just don't care about your own appearance and stay inside all day.

See, I don't get why those chuds complain. If you know you look like shit, you have no right to complain.

I, however, look like those schmucks, but I beat my dick like it owes me money and do not complain. Matter of fact, excuse me while I rub one out.

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[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 63 points 4 months ago

Capitalism: 'We need more young people.'

Minorities: Have children.

Capitalism: 'Not like that.'I

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Capitalism: "We need more young people."

People: "Okay so can we get better wages so one partner can afford to stay at home and raise children?"

Capitalism: bugs-no

[-] demonquark@lemmy.ml 35 points 4 months ago

Tbf, capitalism doesn’t mind minorities. More cheap labor to exploit.

This is more of an ethno-nationalist: we need more young people.

[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

As an American I fail to see the difference.

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

Capitalism likes to create scapegoats around minorities, it obviously isn’t threatened.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 55 points 4 months ago

World on fire, economy trash, unstable future

No, it's the twinks who are wrong.

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago

A real measurehead take

[-] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago

They're thinking and complaining that the ideal man is an evil gay, and the ideal women is an evil lesbian. They're just being homophobic while talking about straight people.

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[-] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

Ngl I thought this post was a gay person saying that the reason birth rates were declining was that everyone was going gay for the twinks and murder ladies

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago
[-] bananon@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

I finally understand Lacan

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[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago

when your name is literally dick and the murder twinks still don't want to fuck you

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago

there's something Freudian about his twitter handle being 1 letter off of girl_dick

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

I thought that was intentional lmao

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

someone this insecure who's worried about birth rates and the twinkification of the American male does not have the self-awareness to make a joking name like that. Their name is probably Gabriel Dick and they didn't notice their handle had any other implication.

[-] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

Guys I know whoever posted this a nut but as an extremely hairy overweight man reading through this comment section was kind of depressing in that it made me feel like my body makes others perceived me to be some invel loser merely because of those factors. I get this guy is being a homophobic douche but damn could we tone it down with body shaming. I swear people here pretend to care about that shit until a"gamer" comes along. Staying in shape is hard. Please don't make your points aboutincels need to groom themselves by bashing their bodies

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[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

Gosh, movies these days sure are violent. I'm sure this is a completely new phenomenon.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 4 months ago

CHUDs always act like "modern pop culture" just appeared out of nowhere the instant they decided to get mad about it. They don't seem to understand that pop culture changes and evolves and is influenced by previous pop culture and society (and capital of course, but if they can't figure out the other stuff, there's no way they're ready for that conversation)

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[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

I'm guessing that a murder twink is a Tim Burton protagonist, but what the hell is a Lacanian Super Predator?

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

For all their prudishness, hogs are more obsessed with sex than what they say "the left" is

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

Woman have wrong color skin BAD

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

jesse-wtf

Gabriel, what the fuck are you talking about?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

it's true. last year no one had any babys, and its cuz of timothee chalamay's pink pucker

[-] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

James Dean was scrawny and gay as hell

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

tag yourself I'm the murder twink

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[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 4 months ago

people who live in media land can never be unhinged

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

frothingfash wimmen dont smile no more

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

What’s the syndnee Sweeney controversy? I guess I was extremely online but apparently not enough

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

I honestly don't know. Some conservatives seem to be saying she's evil and woke, while others are saying she's anti-woke or heralding the end of wokeness or something. As far as I can tell, she's hot and blonde and has large breasts and that's short circuiting the brains of conservatives trying to fit her into their culture war somehow.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

But in terms of coomer brain the bigger your cup size the less woke you are?

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

I just don't know. This guy says she's more woke, or something. According to the National Post she's anti-woke: https://twitter.com/nationalpost/status/1765461626734497802

They haven't figured out their line on her yet

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