i transitioned to make the sex i had with your mother more gay

I thought it'd be funny to make my wife gay

I wanted to escape misandry so I became a woman

i was tired of cilantro tasting like soap and this was the easiest way to fuck around with my gene expression, the tits are a fringe benefit

I wanted to fuck not peg

I was blessed with the genetics for boobs and it seemed like a waste to not let them grow to their full potential.

i transitioned so i could be gay

Covid vaccine

got tired of sexism

have you seen the car insurance premiums for young men? i couldn't afford that so i transitioned

I’m always playing support, so I had to trans my gender as a result

once when i was a teen i listened to a .wav off the internet titled "do not listen to this it will turn you into a GIRL" and then later in my mid thirties my egg cracked

I actually looked so good when masc presenting that it felt like cheating, so I decided to nerf myself when my next balance patch dropped.

Wife told me that she was bi, and I wanted to make her prove it.

my gender got retconned

i accidentally took a sip of girl beer

communism

Can't find Baja Blast outside of Taco Bell so Estradiol was just the next best thing.

I wanna be able to lactate my own breast milk and sell it to weird hippies on facebook

I hit my head while riding my bicycle and was rushed to hospital. In the ambulance I had severe memory issues and the doctors thought I had a concussion. However, after some brain scans and time in the recovery room, they determined that the part of my brain that stores my personality had become damaged beyond repair. Aside from that I was healthy, and they couldn't do anything else for me, so they let me go. For several weeks I wandered around the house experiencing an extreme form of depersonalisation and like I didn't fit into the world. My parents sent me to therapy. The therapist helped me realise that if my mental issues came from not having a personality, I could resolve this by simply generating a new one, so after some consideration, I did just that. I generated a new personality that is different in some major aspects, including being female. However, this wasn't the end of my problems. Due to the incongruence between my body and my new gender identity, the same therapist reluctantly had to write me a letter for HRT. It's been a couple of decades since then and I feel great!

My local oil change location has 20% off for "ladies nights". My car needs full synthetic so one thing led to another....

i just thought it would be a good way to get attention and so i could get more woke points

testosterone goes down naturally in middle age right so i decided i'd just really lean into it

To doublejump

I'm usually the first one to switch teams in games to help with balance. The company I work for had very few women in engineering so of course I did my part.

because my favorite colors are pink blue and white

my life was being completely and utterly consumed by my participation in chess tournaments and I needed a hard-line way to cut myself off from them cold turkey

my shoes were feeling a little tight

I wanted the dark souls of gender

i caught the woke mind virus if anyone knows a cure then please tell me

I was thinking, you know my life isn't complicated and stressful enough

Cause I fucking love drugs. I don't really care what kind

I have a kink for cisdudes mansplaining to me

i'm actually one of those people who just transitioned for fun and isn't trans like all the weirdos online like to strawman about. i thought it would be cool. i was right.

Transitioning is just the first step in our great plan to replace humanity with a superior race of genetically engineered posthumans

needed chest pillows for the homies to rest their heads on while we talk about our problems

i wanted to be able to run linux

My egg cracked literally a month after my first COVID shot. But I blame my family for not being good enough Christians.

I installed Tumbleweed, then the programmer socks started to feel like stolen valor