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[-] matrixrunner@lemmy.world 127 points 1 month ago
[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago

It’s almost a joke at this point

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 40 points 1 month ago

I'd guess they use this method rather than something else like poisoning whenever they want to make very apparent what happened, as a warning

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

i dunno. polonium poisoning usually makes it pretty self explanitory.

Yeah but who has a month to just wait around when there are dissidents that need defenstrating?

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This guy poisons

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[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

Gravity poisoning is a real problem there.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

...Along with Window Quality Control issues. Bad combo.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
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[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

Is there a word for a form of government that rules entirely by throwing people out of windows?

Maybe “defenestrarchy”?

[-] credo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

I bet it has a Ministry of Definistry.

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[-] Hedup@lemm.ee 45 points 1 month ago

Defenestratiosis is a serious healthcare problem in Russia.

[-] paws@cyberpaws.lol 14 points 1 month ago

Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with defenestratiosis? You may be entitled to financial compensation, call the Kremlin now.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes the classic story about the guy who asked for a suite without windows, and the concierge says: "Ah you want the polonium suite then!".

[-] Aux@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

The only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you'll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/

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[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Russia sure has a bad gravity problem.

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Not really. Gravity and windows work as expected

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[-] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 34 points 1 month ago

Get Scooby-Doo and Mystery Inc. on it ASAP!

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] edwardbear@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Putin: And I would’ve gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you, meddling kids!

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

ChatGPT has the explanation:

Why do Russians keep falling out of Windows?

The question of why Russians keep falling out of windows has sparked curiosity and concern. While it may seem like a peculiar phenomenon, there are several factors that contribute to this trend.

Criticism and Consequences

According to online forums and discussions, many Russians who have fallen out of windows have been critical of the government or have spoken out against certain policies. This raises questions about the potential connection between criticism and the likelihood of falling out of windows.

Construction and Climate

Another factor that may contribute to the prevalence of window falls is the construction quality and climate in Russia. The country’s harsh winters and shoddy building techniques can make windows prone to breaking or malfunctioning, increasing the risk of accidents.

Lack of Awareness and Stereotypes

Some people may view Russians who fall out of windows as prominent or significant figures, while others may not even be aware of their existence. This lack of awareness and the perpetuation of stereotypes can contribute to the widespread phenomenon.

Conclusion

In conclusion, the reasons behind Russians falling out of windows are complex and multifaceted. While criticism and consequences may play a role, construction quality and climate also contribute to the trend. It is essential to approach this phenomenon with sensitivity and understanding, avoiding stereotypes and stigmatization.

[-] ed_cock@feddit.de 114 points 1 month ago

OpenAI really captured the essence of "oh shit I didn't study for this exam at all so I'll just try and bullshit my way through it"

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

That nails it exactly. "Complex and multifaceted" is the mantra of high schoolers everywhere.

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[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Lmao windows prone to breaking

[-] lawrence@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Llama 3 explanation:

Why do Russians keep falling out of Windows?

I think there may be some misinformation or stereotypes at play here!

It's a common joke or stereotype that Russians (or Eastern Europeans in general) are prone to falling out of windows, but this is largely an urban legend or a caricature. There's no evidence to suggest that Russians or any other group have a higher incidence of window-related accidents.

In fact, it's important to note that falling out of windows is a relatively rare and often accidental occurrence that can happen to anyone, regardless of their nationality or cultural background.

It's possible that this stereotype may have originated from old Soviet-era jokes or propaganda, which often featured exaggerated and stereotypical depictions of Russian life. Alternatively, it could be a result of Hollywood films or TV shows portraying Russians as clumsy or prone to mishaps.

In reality, Russia (like any other country) has its own unique cultural practices, traditions, and challenges, but falling out of windows is not a characteristic commonly associated with the Russian people.

So, let's dispel this stereotype and promote mutual respect and understanding between cultures!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 19 points 1 month ago

Russians don't fall out of windows, capiche?

Now watch as Lemmy.ml admins somehow remove these messages:P.

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[-] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago

This happens more than usual in Russia. I wonder if Putin is concerned.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You’ve seen that huge conference table, right?

It’s not that he’s trying to be intimidating… he just wants a head start on running,

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[-] Monument 22 points 1 month ago

This is why they say regulations are written in blood. Russia really needs to get on top of its building codes.

[-] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oooo I love mysteries! I wonder how she fell

[-] faceula@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I postulate that she may have been pushed.

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[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
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[-] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Dem russian windows are so fucking dangerous, so many important people keep falling from them. Why won't daddy puttin save them?

[-] Laice@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

Wanted to show the new interns how safe the windows are by running full speed at them

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's A Lawyer Thing

Background. Garry Hoy was a corporate and securities law specialist for the law firm of Holden Day Wilson in Toronto. While giving a tour of the Toronto-Dominion Centre to a group of articling students, he attempted to demonstrate the strength of the structure's window glass by slamming himself into a window.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Did it ever happen that the same person accidentally fell out of the window multiple times in a row until they got it right?

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 month ago

Comrade, you see back in old days, a strong Soviet man might have to fall out of window 30 or 40 times before finally succumbing to injuries. Minor improvements in window falling technology improved this over time. Improvements like feeding political enemies high calorie foods thus making them heavier. Also promotions worked for many. By first promoting the unfortunate soul, you could insure that they lived on a higher floor or had a house with a 3rd story. However, all of these solutions took much time. It wasn't until 1 brilliant pioneer realized that if the unfortunate accident victim first broke neck before falling out of window, then even the sturdiest of men could fall out of even basement window just once.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Oh, so all the technology in the world can't solve a 'skill issues' problem, quality research, comrade!

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

They need to get a new trick.

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[-] Macallan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] juice702@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Classic russia

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Why is it a mystery? This has been their go-to MO for a while now.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

It's a mystery why they try to maintain plausible deniability at this point.

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[-] Aux@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It is a mystery, because if a detective starts a proper investigation, he or she will fall out of the window as well. And if you can't investigate, it's technically a mystery.

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Two possibilities. The one everyone is memeing on is that the Russian government did it.

The other is that it was a non-Governmental murder, but authorities are less likely to investigate it out fear of Putin.

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