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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 61 points 3 months ago

Libs are going full Qanon brain and it's fucking hilarious.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago

CNN is on Putler’s payroll. Spread the word.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago

What the hell does a TV executive producer know about audio? He's not an audio guy, he's a money guy.

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

Hanlons razor with these fools, either: the octogenarian Joe Biden was made to look old with an elaborate web of audio visual distortions, that his own campaign isn’t talking about, or: the octogenarian Joe Biden looks old. There is no talking to these idiots.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

geordi-no Hanlon's Razor

geordi-yes Mehrune's Razor meow-knife-trans

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago

BlueMAGA cretins finally catching up to their RedMAGA brethren and going apoplectic on the lying mainstream media for all the wrong reasons

[-] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Can't wait for their January 6th moment

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I'm still hoping RFK splits the vote enough that the election looks like a tie and we get red MAGA fighting blue MAGA in the streets of DC

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

Wasn't BlueAnon just a pejorative that people used? This is getting too real

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Started as mostly a joke but hellworld has no chill

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Never underestimate the lathe lathe-of-heaven

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

we did some workshopping here a few years ago for blueanon, I wonder what we nailed

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

I mean the russiagate shit was always deranged

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

oh that's right it was originally for russiagate. Forgot about that.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

Idk why these freaks need to focus on weird shit, why not attack him for actual things?

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

I'm no producer but maybe this guy sucks at audio production if he can't edit someone's voice to sound cool as hell in post

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Running Biden's debate audio through six Boss Metal Zones and wondering why he still sounds unintelligible

[-] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

They should try a QTron with the reverb cranked for that jam band feel. Maybe we can get some college kids back.

[-] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

The list of people/places/institutions that aren't Russian Chinese hitlerbots:

Joseph Robinette Biden.

That's it. Literally everything else is Russian.

[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 3 months ago

They're really making a fuking conspiracy theory out of this debate lmao

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Dark Brandon (Chopped and Screwed Remix)

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Biden solidarity DJ skrew
Making more sense after a pint of lean

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago

purple drank make biden make sense

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

How do you even get to this point for fucking Joe Biden. Trump I can understand, he has some charisma and the promise of changing things as odious as he is. But Biden is just a doddering old man (not that he was better before as a loud bigot) that promises to maintain the status quo.

[-] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Newsflash: guy born in 1942 is hard to hear sometimes.

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

This is what lobotomy posting should be about. Complete with the amogus piano theme

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

The storm is coming

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

I've worked in film and tv for a decade and this guy should also know that is you're ripping the debate from fuckin youtube or whatever then of course you're not going to have the latitude to "fix" anything, the fuckin dunce.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Look...I was told a long time ago that the...uh...the...the way...one time I was sitting with the young man and he turned to me and he said Joe, where we are one we all go one and he was right we did go all one.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

He sounds breathy and hissy.

He's part honey badger?

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

ok so I mean you could tell the technical crew was trash/interns from the first moment when biden walked out into the dark with no stage wash/podium special lights on, and that reminded them they need to turn it on before trump walked out. which made trump look better in the beginning that I actually watched a clip of.

and you can really make a big difference in perceptions using audio, video, and lighting choices.

but I didn't actually watch that dumpster fire of a debate. so who knows and who cares.

the dude is old as dirt and you can't fix his broken decaying brain. plus some executive producer knows fuck all about anything technical. all he knows is how to not have a real job and be a parasite.

[-] CloudyConvent@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

The la li lu le lo?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

#DebateAudioGate

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago

It's scary to think that this level of reality ignoring conspiratorial logic is so prevalent in so many Americans. It really feels like they're being primed for fascist conspiracy theories so they'll be ok with rounding up undesirables.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

It is scary how they made it sound like genocide Joe was saying "we beat Medicare" when he was in fact delivering an epic one-liner that would have destroyed the orange Cheeto man.

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