In a desperate play for votes, Jo Biden gave a post-bottom-surgery press conference to announce her campaign's new line of "voter socks" and DemoCAT ears.
I would vote for Biden if that happened, someone should tell the Biden campaign.
Strom Thurmond would be very disappointed in his good friend Joe
stromp
mans brain is leaking out his ears in real time please someone take granddads license away
joe should go 100 mph in his vintage corvette right off the by broken bridge in baldamor
"Communists talk about respecting other people's identities except for when Biden claims to be a black woman huh?"
Yeah i listen to POC voices
thanks, Jack 
Is he wrong? His fucking stans think he's the first "black" president ever. Ain't that some shit? You got my dad who hates black people voting for a guy who's desperate for black voters.
Bill Clinton was the first black president.
um it was george washington.
there is so many black people today with the last name washington that it only makes logical sense that he was probably also black.
I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I am a woman seeking to control her body.
didn't expect Subcommandante Marcos to have a hexbear account
The fact that he actually said this is like some glitch-in-the-matrix shit, the system is falling apart
If you don’t vote for him, you ain’t black!
how historic Biden really is
That's one way to call his age
Stuttering is when you say you're a black woman and a black president
President Joe Biden, elected to the senate in 2020, first black woman VP under a black president to support segregation.
Donald Trump addressing Biden at the next debate
He's cooked, no shot he recovers from this... No, I don't believe they're going to try and send it with him anymore, I can't believe it.
As we know, Clinton was the first black male president, and now Biden with black women!
joe biden is my black woman president.
The link
https://soundcloud.com/onwurd/joe-biden-andrea-lawful-sanders-wurd
13:40 if you want some...
I love that he goes on all of these talk shows that are hosted by black people and he's just like "black! Black! Listen black! The black black black is so black that black is black! Don't black forget black!"
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