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[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 month ago
[-] mudmaniac@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?

[-] Mithre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Late?"
"Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent."

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 25 points 1 month ago

As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones: crash

[-] wesker 22 points 1 month ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nice to meet you, I'm George.

...welp, I gave it a shot.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago
[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Richard Head

Now find a good nickname for “Richard”

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago
[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor

[-] mudmaniac@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Hugh Jass.

Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.

[-] Daeraxa@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fokje Modder

Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it's pronounced like 'Fuck your mother'

[-] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago
[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

She has a husband, you know...

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[-] Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago
  • Mike Ox-Long
  • Hugh Jass
  • Ben Dover
  • Mike Hawk
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[-] fubo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
  • Margaret "Peg" M. Harder
  • Joy S. Cummings
  • Mona Little
[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

5 minutes in a popular VRChat public server and you'll get all the names you will ever need

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago

Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart...

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I went to school wit a girl named Carrie Hunt

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Harry Balzac

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Jenny Talia.

[-] circledsquare@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

My first email handle was poodlecruncher. It was referring to the harmonics shrieks my guitar made when I lightly touched the fret, and had the amp turned up. Got a few strange looks with that one.

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Phil McRevis

[-] g0nz0li0@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] norimee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I don't have to make anything up. Two people I met in real life:

Pussy Bear
&
Dieter Wank

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hugh Mungus

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Boolean@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hugh G. Rection

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Richard Trickle

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Dick Turner

[-] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta's freight line Kalitta Air.

The new passenger/ freight line's new name is:

Connie Lingus

The new airline's tag line? "We go out of our way to lick the competition."

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)

dunno. Cant think of any.

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Dont even have to come up with one. Have a friend named Eric Schin

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Asanti Tea Drinker

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