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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 123 points 1 month ago

This, folks, is why global definition of variables can lead to your untimely demise.

[-] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago

Exactly what I bring up when argumentative people show up with any of the inane food definitions "hot dog is sandwich" or "milkshake is soup" and what not.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Pizza is an open-face sandwich" ~Madlad Lemmyor (lemmyite? Lemm? Lemmor? Just what do we call users of Lemmy anyways???) from a couple weeks ago

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

I see "Lemmings" a lot and fairly like that

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

Or "Fedizens" if we want to be inclusive of other members of the Fediverse, like Mbin, Piefed, Tesseract (well, technically that's just a GUI for Lemmy iirc), and soon Sublinks.

But it does seem less playful than Lemmings:-P.

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[-] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Fedizens is fun. Being citizens of the free and open.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

And I do prefer being inclusive whenever possible:-).

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Calzones are just folded pizzas.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Hot dog is taco.

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
def hot(temp: int = 340):
    return temp

That way Bev can define temp however she needs, but if Picard doesn't specify, he gets his tea at a nice drinkable Kelvin temp.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Shouldn't that be a float?

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Python is dynamically typed, so you could just go against the type hint like an animal. But yes, probably.

[-] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

If you want to write Python like a caveman, then sure

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

If you're just going to define a variable and then return it there's no reason to do it in a function.

[-] kellyaster@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah you gotta scope dat shit.

No way the Ent-D rolled off the line with global vars for everything, was this before or after O'Brien transferred off the ship?

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Crusher is in a shuttle, so the scope of that "hot" is more than just Ent-D. She might have accidentally destroyed the federation with that definition.

[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 100 points 1 month ago
[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

God I miss Tumble Dry comics. I understand he wanted to be more with his life than just "funny weed man" but fuck if he didn't make some of the most legendary stoner comics of all time.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The two most memorable Trek comics in one thread.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I thought this was the most memorable:

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

This is how I envision the future of modern day AI crap online ....

".... ... the answer to your question is ... imma gonna kill you .... lol .... what else would you like to ask?"

[-] Mercuri@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Okay, this actually make me cackle like a buffoon.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If TNGs computer were as dumb as ChatGPT.

Thankfully they only let ChatGPT run the hollodecks... Which explains why they're always glitching out!

[-] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

What prompt do I have to say to ChatGPT to get Moriarty?

[-] Steve@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

The original prompt was create an opponent capable of defeating Data.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 10 points 1 month ago

I have said it before but I'll say it again: be careful who you give root/superuser permissions to:-).

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Heed this warning. I gave them to myself and it did not end well.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

Fuck yeah. We are often our own worst enemies. Especially you:-).

[-] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Kelvins" just feels wrong, but apparently is correct? (looking it up, seems like it's right) It still feels the same as if you'd say "200 Fahrenheits" or "140 Celciuses".

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Celsius and Fahrenheit are both degrees units, meaning they're scaled off of some arbitrary temperature. 20°C means 20 Celsius units away from Celsius 0.

Kelvin isn't scaled. 0 Kelvin means there's no temperature energy at all. So there's no need to couch it in degrees, since it isn't arbitrary but a defined scale with an absolute zero point.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I always assumed it was like Fish. No change in the plural.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

No change necessary, but fishes is a perfectly acceptable and correct plural of fish, and so much more fun to say!

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'm a big fan of mooses. I think they're large enough to deserve the extra letters.

[-] Sidhean@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I prefer "meese", myself

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] azi@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

1 degree, 2 degrees. 1 kelvin, 2 kelvins

[-] aubertlone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I remember this episode of Jimmy neutron

[-] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

This should be the premise of an actual episode

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This made me laugh way too goddamn hard.

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