clicking is an inherently effeminate action because it's not a punch or a shot, and BG3 made you click a lot.
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Mouse wheel is basically a clit, caring about women's pleasure gay and soy
well atleast I'm giving my mouse a good time
And you know what rhymes with click.
I hate how baldurs gate forces you to fuck a mindflayer while shape-shifted into a bear.
Oh, that was optional?
...
Dude fucked the bear didn't they?
After a long rest, you can't sleep anymore
Because of woke
omg you have to talk to a female character to progress? WOKEEEE
funny thing is, you actually don't
you can skip basically everything in the game outside of a couple forced interactions with the emperor. You can murder hobo your way across the planet.
talking to the tentacle monster? definitely woke
Me, I'm women
mood frfr 
smh BG3 not passing the Bechdel test
Math
sleep with gale (he is an insufferable redditbrain)
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1845910/discussions/0/4700160821461468181/
Dark corners bring out the predators. If it was online or multiplayer I would be worried unless the developers wants to encourage predators like they seem to be doing. The predators will come out of the wood works I suspect...
would stay the fuck away from that person
Pick gender I think. Gender is political dontchaknow
Put on the socks and cat years, I'm not asking twice
It is illegal to be straight in Baldur's Gate 3.
Just as it should be IRL.
I thought in order to be cool, I had to be gay and do crimes? Now it's the opposite???
talk to women
Evil dark urge is woke
Never played the game, but I guess there not a bath mechanic, so you are good to go.
actually, you can walk under waterfalls and it removes blood and stuff. Big hygiene strikes again
There’s also a soap item you can use to clean yourself, or just toss a barrel of water at your party
you can beat BG3 without being spotted a single time. You can beat BG3 at level 1 by throwing hamsters.
You can beat BG3 by long jumping all the way to the end of act 2 and pressing the Kamikaze button
that's the tip of the iceberg. you can beat the game by only casting true strike, no other spells and no attacks
you can beat the game by only casting true strike
i was very curious and uhh, this comment sums it up nicely
Imagine being the incarnate form of a whole-ass deity and getting very, very, slowly ground into powder by a gnome with glam rock hair that flunked out of wizard school
Or imagine being an entity of pure telepathic might fueled by a hive mind of a million psychics and juiced up by an apotheosis device, and getting crumpled into goop by a hyperactive elf lady who keeps pacing back and forth and whispering to a necklace (it doesn't even say anything back), thus emanating a vibe so cringe it becomes lethal.
Letting the vampire boy suck your bodily fluids to give him some of your power is super straight. The ancient Greeks used to do that all the time. Not woke.
steamfront
Dont your companions ask if it says something about you if you only include men or something? 🤣
I think that's Dragon's Dogma 2.
Unjoking. From what I heard, the party (and I think the game itself) will actually hate you if you refuse to romance anyone. Next thing you'll tell me Aromantic people don't exist.
What are you basing that off of? If you don't romance certain companions they'll end up together. Thats like the opposite of being mad at you for not banging them. And the devs have said consistently that their goal is to make friendships as meaningful as romances. This is coming from a series that has a decent track record of doing just that.
They do express their disappointment when you reject them, and that can be a bit overbearing.