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[–] huf@hexbear.net 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

clicking is an inherently effeminate action because it's not a punch or a shot, and BG3 made you click a lot.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Mouse wheel is basically a clit, caring about women's pleasure gay and soy

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

data-laughing

well atleast I'm giving my mouse a good time

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

And you know what rhymes with click.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hate how baldurs gate forces you to fuck a mindflayer while shape-shifted into a bear.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

Oh, that was optional?

...

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 40 points 9 months ago

Dude fucked the bear didn't they?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

After a long rest, you can't sleep anymore

Because of woke

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

omg you have to talk to a female character to progress? WOKEEEE

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

funny thing is, you actually don't

you can skip basically everything in the game outside of a couple forced interactions with the emperor. You can murder hobo your way across the planet.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

talking to the tentacle monster? definitely woke

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

smh BG3 not passing the Bechdel test

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

sleep with gale (he is an insufferable redditbrain)

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

https://steamcommunity.com/app/1845910/discussions/0/4700160821461468181/

Dark corners bring out the predators. If it was online or multiplayer I would be worried unless the developers wants to encourage predators like they seem to be doing. The predators will come out of the wood works I suspect...

jesse-wtf

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

projection

would stay the fuck away from that person

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pick gender I think. Gender is political dontchaknow

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2 Put on the socks and cat years, I'm not asking twice

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It is illegal to be straight in Baldur's Gate 3.

Just as it should be IRL.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

I thought in order to be cool, I had to be gay and do crimes? Now it's the opposite???

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

talk to women

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Evil dark urge is woke

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Never played the game, but I guess there not a bath mechanic, so you are good to go.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

actually, you can walk under waterfalls and it removes blood and stuff. Big hygiene strikes again

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

There’s also a soap item you can use to clean yourself, or just toss a barrel of water at your party

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

you can beat BG3 without being spotted a single time. You can beat BG3 at level 1 by throwing hamsters.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can beat BG3 by long jumping all the way to the end of act 2 and pressing the Kamikaze button

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

that's the tip of the iceberg. you can beat the game by only casting true strike, no other spells and no attacks

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

you can beat the game by only casting true strike

i was very curious and uhh, this comment sums it up nicely

Imagine being the incarnate form of a whole-ass deity and getting very, very, slowly ground into powder by a gnome with glam rock hair that flunked out of wizard school

Or imagine being an entity of pure telepathic might fueled by a hive mind of a million psychics and juiced up by an apotheosis device, and getting crumpled into goop by a hyperactive elf lady who keeps pacing back and forth and whispering to a necklace (it doesn't even say anything back), thus emanating a vibe so cringe it becomes lethal.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Letting the vampire boy suck your bodily fluids to give him some of your power is super straight. The ancient Greeks used to do that all the time. Not woke.

[–] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago
[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dont your companions ask if it says something about you if you only include men or something? 🤣

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

I think that's Dragon's Dogma 2.

[–] TheChemist@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unjoking. From what I heard, the party (and I think the game itself) will actually hate you if you refuse to romance anyone. Next thing you'll tell me Aromantic people don't exist.

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What are you basing that off of? If you don't romance certain companions they'll end up together. Thats like the opposite of being mad at you for not banging them. And the devs have said consistently that their goal is to make friendships as meaningful as romances. This is coming from a series that has a decent track record of doing just that.

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

They do express their disappointment when you reject them, and that can be a bit overbearing.