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Party Line: anyone dating a woman under 6'5" gets gulag

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[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

There's been a lot of this on twitter/tumblr etc about Sabrina Carpenter. Because apparently if you find attractive a 25 year old pop star whose current stage persona is built about being sexy in a sort of old fashioned pinup "aww shucks" sort of manner, you are a nonce because she is only 5ft.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Yeah because her height is totally obvious to everyone, including people who have never seen her perform live and only have video and pictures to go off of.

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That said she does reference her height in the first lyrics of her latest song

Oh, I leave quite an impression

Five feet to be exact

You're wonderin' why half his clothes went missin'

My body's where they're at

But it doesn't matter how tall/short, she is an adult selling music to other adults.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Now see what we not gonna do screm-a

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

"Vegeta, what does your scouter say about their Power Dynamics Level?"

"It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!"

"What 9000?!?! There's no way we can consent to sex with them!"

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

If I took one look at the seven deadly sins anime all the scouters in the universe would combust simultaneously under this criteria agony-turbo

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

my question is how do you talk to someone like this? like flirtation must be hard being almost an additional two feet away from the other person.

[-] TerribleHands@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

You sit down or you stand closer or you just give off such a commanding tall king aura that conversation is unnecessary.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 86 points 1 week ago

Legal consenting adult: I consent

Legal consenting adult: I consent

Twitter: I DONT

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[-] real@hexbear.net 72 points 1 week ago

Good fucking lord everyone on twitter needs either logout or gulag

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 63 points 1 week ago

Chat, is it pedophilic of me to date a grown adult?

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago

Me, 5'9, dating a woman over 6'5k-pain

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm a manlet at 6'8 but I have a fetish for short women so I only date 8'9 and up.

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[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 57 points 1 week ago

Nobody is talking about the clothing gap

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 48 points 1 week ago

like 1 in 3000 women is taller than me. I've only met one IRL. we were sitting at a party, like she was already sitting down when I got there, so I didn't know until we both stood up at the same time. she easily had like 3 inches on me. I think I blushed.

I immediately blurted out an awkward ask-out to dinner, and she just chuckled and declined as she was seeing someone already.

crest
fallen

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

You saved her from getting put on the registry

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[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

Celebrate women of all body types but just know that were-gonna-kill-you

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago

If I'm 5'5", does that mean that anyone dating me must get gulag?

I'm confused by these dynamics. I'm an enby, so does my gender give them a pass? What if the person I'm dating is a man shorter than me or a woman taller than me? I'm sorry; I have so many questions!

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

If the couple in OP picture were both enby it would actually have created a gap in space-time because they'd both be simultaneously the victim and the abuser breaking the simulation and freeing us all

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"It should have been ME! Not her!"

should-have-been-me

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

Uhhh... Why did he feel the need to specifically post a picture to r/tall where he's only in his underwear? data-laughing

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

It's a thirst subreddit for people into tall so that actually makes sense. It's the most likely way to get thirst upvotes.

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[-] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago

Campaign to implement Height of Consent laws

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[-] M68040@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago

If I’m a 30 year old dating a 26 year old who’s slightly taller than me, where does that put me

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago

You're both pedophiles

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not born on the same date

Ummm, that's problematic sweaty

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This was hot on tumblr like several years ago. Vividly remember the poster saying that any character under 5'6" is "pedo coded".

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago
[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

One of the worst fucking memes yea

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[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

I like that he's almost naked 😏

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

1 person does not a discourse make

these people just throw shit at the walls all day long and try to get something to stick so they can get eyeballs

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago
[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Original post is a huge overreaction, but as a shortarse, I have heard some incredibly yikes-1yikes-2yikes-3 lines involving my height/build and the associated perceived youthfulness.

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