"Looks like your lawn has weeds and is over an inch above city code. Do you need help with that? Let me give you a business card for the help to take care of that for you. Also you better vote."
I'd ask if this is intended to be as intimidating as it appears to be but obviously the answer is yes. Isn't this literally what they mock the cultural revolution in China of doing? Of turning people into willing spies or enforcers for the 'movement/ideology'?
There's something about anticommunist pearl clutchers. Like they don't actually disagree with the things they accuse Stalin, Mao etc of doing, they think that's shit's extremely cool and wish that they could do it themselves to their own political enemies. The pearl clutching is therefore entirely performative, "oh the Commies banned books they don't like unlike us the free speech warriors"/"we should ban every book that depicts a non cishet person."
Some chuds are honest enough about admitting they believe that all "sides" are just as selfish and ruthless and want to fuck over everyone else. Their belief is clownishly wrong, but it's how they feel.
I've definitely been in 100 arguments with yanks about how draconian australian laws requiring you to vote are, now look at them, haha!
you can ruin your ballot and get your name checked off, there's no one forcing you to actually cast your vote, blahblah democracy
No chance they'll just make assumptions that perfectly conform to their already held beliefs.
Everybody who looks like a nice young man voted for republicans and all those other expletives voted for the commie.
nice young man
Well yea if a person over the age of 50 doesn't explicitly state the race of the person they're talking about for no discernable reason you know the person was white.
i always call people on this when they do this, mentioning the race of a person in a story they're telling. 9 times out of 10 it wasn't relevant in any way to the story but when questioned, they'll say something like "I was just trying to paint a picture of the scene".
OK so why didn't you relay to me vivid descriptions of the setting and location? You just said "at the store" or "on the street". I thought you wanted to "paint a picture" wordsmith
That's just normal people.
Y'know, given the "quality" of the candidates, having a paper trail of not supporting either might be a desirable thing to have before too much longer... 
You have a point. 
Framing a print out saying I didn't vote and keeping it with a flash drive of all my hexbear posts to give to the Chinese advanced forces to prove my willingness to work with them lol
"i see youre in favor of stacking rocks..." 
"You said that you don't care what happens to people and their families ruined by corporate sports gambling apps? Time for some John Woo dual-wielding..."
Should I even dare to ponder what is going on in the "Next Door" apps part of the internet?
A volunteer panopticon, powered by lead and cortisol. 
Ahh.. I can hear their anthem now... the slow swelling of weed-wackers and zero-turn mowers crescendoing up into full throttled gas powered leaf blowers...
A two-stroke leaf blower produces as much pollution as fifty suburban assault vehicles per unit of fuel, but they get really fucking mad and will give you a rage serenade on top of that boomer orchestra if you even suggest using a rake.
The local HOA asked me if I knew anything about setting up a website for their org. I told them I'd "look into it and see what kind of options are out there." What I really thought was "lmao get fucked and thank Allah none of you have discovered Next Door."
"yup, here it is!"
lemmygrad.ml/c/Beanisville_HOA
Oh god o fuck I'm being doxxed MOOOOOOODS!
My sibling has Next Door and says it's mostly just alerts whenever a brown or black person is walking down the street, also inquiries if anyone heard a gun shot, there's a shooting range a couple miles away.
Freedumb! 
Also, you better fucking vote or I will shoot you with my barrett .50 cal you pinko scum
New bit: We try to co-opt the south park vibe and use it against chu....oh wait, Kamala Harris is running as a south park republican.
My state has a referendum to finally ban shooting mountain lions on the ballot this year but it leaves open the "it was coming right at me" defense South Park made fun of all the way back in 1997.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
If you thought lib votescolding was bad, wait until you get berated by the KKK adjacent neighborhood watch.
I'll 
my foot up yer ass
“What? You think porky should make more ethical business practices that won’t make humanity risk extinction!? Don’t be such a busybody, KAREN!1!1”
Looking up to see which of your neighbors didn’t vote and then harangue them over it seems more like a blue MAGA thing than a red MAGA thing.
I think it depends on your area. MAGA chuds can be vindictive over petty shit like lawns or existing while not white enough on their block.
Pretty sure it's blue and red MAGA (basically just- libs of either variety) alike. After all they both "gotta keep up their property value..."
They're doing it too!
It's just political blackmail at this point
All the libs are chuds now 
and all the chuds are libs now
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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