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[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 months ago

Like trying to get Windows to stop spying on you? Is that what you mean, Bill?

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

That’s really easy to accomplish.

Just remove windows.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I threw a brick through my window, what now. Theres glass everywhere.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

LOL. Guess we found the Microsoft service rep.

(cuz you broke windows,)

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago
[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Amazeballs!

[-] Avg@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

I bought an eufy doorbell and it had a feature that it would only alert you if a person was spotted, well apparently it thinks wheels are heads and it kept sending me notifications all night long every time a car passed by and their headlights reflected off of my car.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Are you pronouncing it "oofy" or e-u-f-y... Because "an eufy XXXX" is wigging me out.

[-] beveradb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago
[-] caden 1 points 2 months ago

In my head I have always thought it was YOO-fee, similar to the beginning of "Europe"...

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm in the yoo-fi camp. With "fi" like wifi. Which is why "an" is so shocking as the article.

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

I just imagine Pierluigi Collina looking at the camera with his famous/scary stare.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Me too Ai buddy, Me too.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

It looks you’re trying to watch a football.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Trial and error

Just think, pretty soon our missiles will be able to blow up schools and hospitals without us needing to find them first

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You mean Israel?

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Make no mistake. This is a military AI that also happens to be useful for sports.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I feel kink-shamed by some of these comments. I love watching a bald-headed linesman. Mmm. Nnnnnrgh!

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

We laugh now, but all this really means is the Ai now has a really good failure case to improve upon

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This happened like half a decade ago

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

So when covid started lol. That hurts to think about

[-] Guilherme@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I bet a there's a group in the LGBT+ community that would like to watch adult movies filmed with such AI cameras.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This makes for way better TV than if the camera simply worked. It's a mistake that a human would probably never make, and definitely not persist in making.

[-] WhyFlip@lemmy.world -4 points 2 months ago

Who up votes this stupid shit?

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You shut your whore mouth. This is the single greatest thing AI has ever done.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

Who writes stupid comments like this?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

NO JOKE. ONLY SERIOUS.

this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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