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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Awoo@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

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[–] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

THE WALL

THE WALL

THE WALL

NO ONE ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

If you're in a shield wall you're bashing dudes with your shield as much or more than your spear.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your picks are thoroughly incorrect

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago
[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

light -> bow

brow

i know what you are the-boys-are-back-in-town

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not very nature of you OWL

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fine fine, here's a less shitpost one

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[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

the spear doubles as a magic rod

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

correct response, the spear is the all-time GOAT weapon

Death to America

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I put all of them on hammer

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

ok so a spear is basically a baby trident so it's gotta be water

It's pretty easy, really

[–] jinarched@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

This is so much neater

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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

i took nature to mean like, plants, and i think swords and flowers go good together

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I can definitely understand poison dagger.

That whip choice is volcel-judge

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I stand by it, do your worst

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

  • Light shield to protect against the darkness
  • Poison dagger, because poison coated dagger is a classic
  • Darkness sword because it seems to be the most convenient to swing around in the dark when you don't see anything
  • Thunder whip because they have a lot of similarity, long and thin, with a crack on impact
  • Wind bow because the arrows fly through the air
  • Nature claws because they remind me of a bear's claws
  • Water spear because of Poseidon's trident
  • Earth knuckle because fist fighting is a RETVRN to traditions
  • Ice hammer for breaking the ice
  • Fire axe because why not, they are the last ones
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are we talking what kind of elemental affinity we'd assign to a weapon or what enchantment would work best with it?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

whatever reasoning comes to you

like I keep going back and forth between "balrog's flaming whip" vs "whipcracks like thunder" vs "poison ivy plant manipulator"

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (6 children)

anyone not directing earth to shield is increbibly wrong

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[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

a lot of these i'm not really that attached to but water-shield and ice-hammer seem super obvious to me

Death to America

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Surprise is the best element for every weapon.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I like this

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Posting my take before I wade into the struggle session

Adding reasoning:

Earth shield, obvious sturdy combo

Dark dagger, good for sneaking

Light sword, holy relic but still kinda basic

Ice axe, did this one last but it kinda still makes sense

Nature whip, pokemon vine whip need I say more

Wind bow, long shots, gusts can alter arrows trajectory

Fire claws, fast attacka make the cumulative damage add up quickly, similar to the poison knuckles reasoning

Water spear, sweeping fluid slashing and sharp, jet like stabs just fit water. Fluid yet forceful

Poison knuckles, rapid punches add up the poison damage fast

Thunder hammer, it's already a great big concussive hit, thunder just increases it

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[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolibri@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What the hell do shields have to do with poison, homie? You alright?

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[–] Florn@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Thunder whip goes hard

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