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Wtf should I say? Should I ask what her fave Brace rule is?

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[-] buh@hexbear.net 77 points 1 month ago
[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I would sooner die

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The average TrueAnon listener is a social democrat, maybe democratic socialist

Don't blow it up by assuming she's a freak commie like us, sus it out slowly first

[-] kittin@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

Start with a 32 minute rant about how Stalin was right and the history we’ve received was written “ex” information warfare officers who “switched” to being historians after WW2 and if she walks away you dodged a bullet.

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Tbh most Westerners who use the communist label are also socdems

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Tbf most socdems that use the socdem label are liberals

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

suggesting some amount of social democrats are not liberals

momo-hah

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Those are fascists so-far

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Friendly reminder that the average TrueAnon listener is a social democrat

This isn't the impression I get from their subreddit

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Most people don't use reddit

[-] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

alternate pov: be as up front about your freaky politics as possible if you're trying to find a serious partner. you want someone who is at least okay with where you're at if not on the exact same page. i have a marx quote high up in my bio on hinge, better to get it outta the way early.

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

I agree, but there's a difference between getting it out of the way early on rather than ruining a fun casual date with complex depressing political talk

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[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

So she could be unhinged, got it.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Freak all 7 days of the week very-smart

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago
[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Well I just want to mine coal

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Weird way to spell philosophy professor

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Look after writing Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus I'm fed up with that shit.

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

stalin-gun-1 stalin-gun-2 you Will teach Philosophy

[-] morte@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Invite her to see shen yun

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Ask what her upper limit on locations is, and if it's okay if you bring a helicopter.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And whether she'd be into dating a sewer guy

Edit: Or a mole person

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Say "Oh you're a Qanon fan too?"

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

This will either bomb hilariously or be genuinely really funny and well received. There is zero in-between.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I love all the anons. Qanon, Trueanon, Frantzfanon

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[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago
[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

this MUDDAFUGGAA

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

trueanon fans range from BMF to RFK Jr

[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hope you look like brace or liz

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

one of the things that these last few decades has taught me is that ostracized people are usually able to vibe with other ostracized people even though they have diametrically opposite world views.

i suppose that's one of the reasons why lemmy is now seeing an influx of social conservatives, in addition to helping amp up the liberal vs leftist culture war on lemmy.

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

TrueAnon rule: don’t date a trueanon listener

[-] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

not true i am one and i am an angel from heaven : )

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[-] goose@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Just make sure to pronounce “Kamabla” 23 different ways and you’re golden

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Brace and Liz are my favorite Manzai duo

[-] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Honestly since I got dumped I'm maybe open to being honey potted

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Holy shit i haven't been single in so long but this still hit me right in the gut. Keep strong

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Dropping the bit for a bit. I'm actually contemplating packing it in for romance. I'm in my 30s and really haven't a relationship that lasted much more than 6 months. I think I'm just kind of annoying dude to be in a relationship with (a good chunk of my relationships have ended after I went on vacation with my partners 😂). I think the oncoming political situation is just gonna make dating for a (mostly) hetro guy even worse and frankly I'm getting more and more comfortable being single anyway. I like sex, but whatever, I'll get a fleshlight I guess.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I will say that i met my current wife at the point where i was going to give up and be single

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[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

TrueAnon tip: don't talk about TrueAnon on dates.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Make sure to wear your "bush did 911" t-shirt to your first date

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Does anybody have a clip or know the episode where brace does Obama voice and says

"Gotta have them liz, and brace too!"

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I've finally gotten my wife listening to it enough to start making the 'it was a Jewish doctor' jokes. It's everything I had hoped it would be.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

it's funny how that happened 2 years ago but liz only started using it on the podcast some months ago

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

The Kanye deep dive spectacular shook a few screws loose from both of them in the best possible way.

[-] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ask her if she's looking forward to the Racial Jake vs Brother Love 2028 election

[-] Zorothamya@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is TrueAnon worth listening to? I tried listening to one episode of it, but wasn't really impressed. (and also kind of didn't get the topic of the discussion)

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Depends on the ep, and if you're interested in getting some information on a topic you might be interested in with a whole lot of silliness intermixed. But like with anything else, if their sense of humor isn't your thing, it's not gonna click.

I recommend picking an episode that seems to talk about something you think might be interesting and go from there, just go in expecting a fair bit of goofiness and not a hard-facts-only-no-jokes citations-needed style joint. The Musk episodes were good for exposing exactly what kinds of cons he gets up to, and I intend to go back and listen to them for a refresher since he's somehow still viewed favorably by... people...

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