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this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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I'd like to change my order to the AI slop
These jokes were already old on reddit, which is the graveyard of humor, like in 2011.
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: βHey SJWs, morals make you weak! Come join the dark side, we have cookies!β
Iβm going to scream if he says something along that line next.
The entire Western corporate media apparatus is on the full defense of THIS person. That should delegitimize the entirety of western media outright
It's amazing, like all the 
countries are framing it as a "wAcKy HaNd GeStuRe" meanwhile the states aligned against imperialism are like "yep, he did the heil hitler".
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If I had woken up today after a ten-year coma and had no idea what happened in the interim, I would still decide from this post alone that summary execution is the only answer
If one of us made a post in the general mega "musk is just exhibiting typical he/himmler behavior" it would be so fucking funny as a meta callback to recent drama but no. It just sucks and everything funny is ruined
Becoming increasingly suspicious of all the she/Herrs commenting on this matter, smdh
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my guy could afford anything he wants but he chose stale ass 2012 reddit memes
53 years old btw
Never too old to be hip and flip! Especially when le epic trolling like a boss!
Whatβs the matter liberal SJW do-gooder? Canβt handle my #SWAG? YOLO!
Actually makes sense this time, the entire comment is just typical cringy gen x humour.
My dude dabbed on us by throwing up the heil hitler and now he's making jokes about it.
Someone post the deep fried pic of bozo about to be shot.
Fucking saved.
please somebody put him down omg holy fuck that was too cringe
Reality continues to be dumber than any bit we could write
Imagine having infinite money to do all the amazing things you've ever dreamed about and THIS IS THE SHIT YOU DO IT WITH IT DAY IN AND DAY OUT. How can a human being be so pathetic?
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Don't say Hess to Nazi accusations
Wtf is this even a pun of
"Don't say yes to Nazi accusations." weird sentence already then replace yes with Rudolf Hess.
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"He is", maybe?
He 1110000% grokked these
I was wondering in what sense he fully understood/drank/loved these shitty Nazi puns then I remembered he named his stupid plagarism robot that
Ukraine doesnβt have a Nazi problem. The entire fucking Western world does! 
I feel older and more tired after reading that
I get board of I don't have new experiences. Like I gotta be out there exploring new places trying new activities.
And this Nazi is just boring. Like he's happy with jokes from decades ago. What the fuck.
That slop nazi is seriously getting tiresome. Just straight up person version of what's wrong with this stupid part of the world.
This isn't even the first time he's used that He/Himmler knee slapper, and even Reddit is tired of "did nazi that coming" at this point.
"Stop GΓΆring your enemies!" is confusing me though, if you pronounce it with the ΓΆ as an o it's...stop goring your enemies? That's just a weird verb to use.
Also weird that he used Hungarian Ε instead of German ΓΆ.
What a fucking loser.
Springtime for Elon
does he think reheating this kind of stale shit will get him the adulation he craves, or does he just want everyone to hate him as much as he hates himself?
~~Money can't buy happiness~~
Money can't save you from being cringe
We are three years away from Elon Musk saying.
βFascists have skibidi rizz.β with a straight face
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I hate that I know this, he has made that "did Nazi that coming" joke multiple times.
It's a classic on reddit, to the point where the circle jerk subreddits used to add it to the end of posts as like a signature
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Immense psychic damage.
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