WHAT THE JEW WANTS: Stock photo.
WHAT THE JEW HATES: You won't believe it. Another stock photo!!
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WHAT THE JEW WANTS: 2 cute couples
WHAT THE JEW HATES: 1 cute but kind of boring couple
Maybe the JEW is secretly Saint Valentine and really wants more couples out there
Joyful Eternal Wooging
I read the above comment and this reply, and I have Christina Aguilera stuck in my head now.
What the Jew wants: Bagels
What the Jew needs: Challah
AND I'M THANKING YOU FOR KNOWING EXACTLY
WHAT THE JEW WANTS
WHAT THE JEW NEEDS
not really a mistake, chuds think that all the groups they despise are all part of some insectoid hive mind
I like to call this My Little Pony logic because chuds think Equestria ("Western civilization") is under threat from Queen Chrysalis and her army of Changelings (the innately evil insectoid hivemind that subtly manipulates society's affairs by taking the form of public figures)
Ruled by Adam Friedland
you’ll notice here that he is standing in front of the star of david (a jewish symbol) and that his name is “adam friedland”- two historically jewish names
i would say with at least 22% accuracy that this man is jewish
Yeah, especially for jewish people. The Nazis had a lot of names for jewish people but "der jude" - "the jew" as an all encompassing term to paint them in cahoots against the aryans was one of the more popular one.
It can't possibly be Adam Friedland, the world is simply too funny for him to be the one in charge. Maybe one of the Coen brothers?
The real secret is that Adam is controlled by Nick MULLEN! The Irish are the ones really in charge. Modern society is just a giant Nick bit.
The "somehow Palpatine returned" Fortnite reveal bit, but it's Stav's laughter audibly echoing in the distance, and it's IRL
My favorite exchange in white supremacist thought is like "well, Japan likes racial purity!" And then people go "yeah, and that's a bad thing too!"
Beyond being cartoonishly expensive, one of the main complaints about US healthcare is how restrictive insurance is about where you can seek treatment and what treatment you can seek. They hate that they can't get test prescribed to them when transmen are allowed it. Yet, they don't consider that some kind of prohibition about who you're allowed to fuck (and the types of contraception and family planning you can employ) wouldn't be just as contrived and annoying to navigate.
Like you discovered a single drop in your partner's mandatory preliminary 23 and me so you had to break up and they get deported to Italy where they've never been in their life.
And to do something like that in the land of the free where, theoretically and in theory alone, you are a bunch of sovereigns who accept anybody globally who's escaping persecution and letting them use their collective wealth to combat tyranny. Somehow you think it's based actually to accept these anybodies into society and the economy, but not into some central, sacred gene pool. You can work alongside each other on the passion-informed national project, but if you ever emotionally attach to your neighbor its donezo!! It's absurd. Perhaps the scope of your imagination for what America means could stand to expand.
It's like they want to draft white people into a contrived race conflict. It's only a problem if you believe it's a problem. You simply don't have to care about the race of your partner.
One thing that always cracks me up is how racist Europeans are towards American white supremacists. Say chuds get deported back to Italy or Greece when it becomes their turn to be scapegoated. White supremacists in Italy and Greece are going to think they're disgusting because they're 1/18ths. German, 4/9ths. Finnish, and 1/1000th. Roma or black.
So in this situation, whites have been drafted into an overly complicated race war with other whites as each group accuses the others of being secretly Jewish. Maybe it would just be easier to accept humans as different and embrace being a multicultural world, but IDK I'm just some dumb lefty vaxxed soyboy?
What a jew wants, what a jew needs
Whatever makes me happy sets you free
What a jew wants, what a jew needs
Whatever keeps me, keeps me in your arms
No its piss pig granddad