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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Shit.

Me sitting here still working a day job with my ancient, born-in-1970, worn-out self. Sounds like I should be retired already, if not dead.

They aren't wrong though. Find yourself an old person. We just want to sit, eat, watch a little TV, and be in bed by 9.

Bonus: some of us know how to fix the shit that falls apart, and many of us even own a house.

Before you get all excited, I'm already taken. Some young thing already got me hitched (she was born in 1971).

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Me sitting here still working a day job with my ancient, born-in-1970, worn-out self. Sounds like I should be retired already, if not dead.

Legend has it, that a ghost roams this cubicle. Sometimes, when the inbox is full, you can here him moan about missing paperclips.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Born in '92, wife born in '93. We own our home and work day jobs. The pay is fine. I mean, we own our house so I guess we're doing better than a lot of others our age.

If I buy a thing, I go out of my way to buy something repairable. I'm not swapping board components, mind you, but I can swap a laptop battery, change my engine oil, replace a home thermostat, you get it. Plumbing, I refuse to do. I'll do minor electrical work, but plumbing is a whole animal. It's not a science. It's wizardry. But small maintenance items I do all day. Last weekend, I cleaned my gutters and trimmed some small trees branches away from my house. That was probably $500 worth of work I did in an hour.

I just want to play my video games, eat good food, wrench on my aging car, and also be in bed by 9.

I do spin up a CD sometimes for the fun of it.

I won't call us old yet, but I feel age creeping up on me. My heels hurt all the time and my knees don't take going down stairs as well as they once did. Getting fat didn't help, but I am down 25 pounds since early November. Got that going for me. And I did climb the stairs down the Space Needle at nearly 300 pounds. I've still got a little fight left in me.

But man, I'm not looking forward to 40.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I’m a few months shy of forty and my body has been racked with stroke damage among other maladies. Aging isn’t that bad. We’ll still be spry. As long as you move your body, your body will still move. Physical therapy in all its forms is important.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago

Good job on the weight loss. That's my current project, too.
I don't own a scale, but today was the first time in adult life I could see my toes while standing straight.
My plan is to make 41 the year I'm in the best shape of my life.

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Before you get all excited, I'm already taken. Some young thing already got me hitched (she was born in 1971).

Ugghh, you could at least be available for rent.

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[–] Jrockwar@feddit.uk 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

1999 is 25 years old.

How old is a person who considers a 25-year-old "old"? 16? (I mean, besides Di Caprio)

Why does a 16 year old want to settle down?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're shitposting to rile up the olds

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We prefer "The Ancient Ones".

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How old is a person who considers a 25-year-old "old"? 16?

This is a message my friend received from her 33 year old brother:

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ha. I knew the fediverse was full of you old bastards. ... So who's got a house that's nearly paid off? I find that very hot.

[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

I think you'll have to look in the retirement segment for that. Us millennials had a bunch of trouble getting into the housing market but I think were eventually able to with parental help; we're likely currently managing some mortgages OK.

The generations after us seem less able to get into the housing market even with parental aid. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, it's not like a housing crisis could destabilise politics in general or anything.

[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🙋‍♂️

It’s also falling apart and needs a new roof and probably 50k worth of various repairs done on top of that. I am also getting slowly taxed out of my neighborhood.

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

is 29 years from now "nearly"?

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (6 children)

1970s checking in. Can someone direct me to the nursing home? Tired doesn't begin to describe it.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

We can't afford nursing homes anymore. We're going back to wandering into the woods to be eaten by coyotes to conserve resources for our loved ones.

I've been in "I'm tired boss" territory since November. I wanna be sedated until this is over.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now listen here you little shits...

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know it's ragebait, but I will beat him with my cane and a bag of Werther's Originals.

I'm gonna apply extra adhesive so my denture doesn't come loose when I bite him.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those people are tied.

Old, young, we can debate this all day. But anyone around here (USA) in the 30-and-over bracket almost certainly feels tired as fuck this week.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

This week, last week, probably next week too. Let's slow down. No need to get too carried away.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This week/this month/this decade

I want off Mr Bones' Wild Ride

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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I frequently work with teenagers. I am but dust and bones to most.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Catched this piece of exchange white commuting:

You don't have to Sir me lol

But, you smell like old people

[–] mdd@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ancient one here.

I can detect other ancients when they give me their area code and then the phone number. The young ones just quickly rattle off the whole thing.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do people not put spaces between each set of numbers?

"123... 456... 7890"

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Precursors

Spoiler
Cause they remember a world without cursors

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I must be from the mists of prehistory.

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[–] crocswithsocks@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1950s here. Am I even allowed to reply, what with one foot in the grave and all.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Growing up in the 90's, I was led to believe the 50's were black and white.

Is this true?

(edit I'm still part of the "ancestors" the post mentions though)

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Nothing like actual young people to make a forty year old want to use the word "callow" like some kind of cane-waving coffin dodger

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I guess that makes me a dinosaur? Alright then. Get off my lawn, damn mammalians, before I have you for dinner!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm thinking a nice big roast. So make sure you take a shower before you come over. And a full body shave.

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[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Im a 1990 old person and I can confirm, I’m tired.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

95, my knees have completely given up on me

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[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago

This is the first time I've been called old, yet I can't really dispute what they said.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm only 39 ☹️

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Toribor@corndog.social 5 points 1 year ago

One thing that young people don't understand is that the entire world used to smell like cigarettes all the time. Photos and videos can't really convey this effectively.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I don't get the 1st joke

[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ah, the arrogance of youth.

[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Am I the only one that's mid-30s, reasonably physically healthy, and only exhausted in ways that are unrelated to age? I don't even work out that diligently and I eat like garbage half the time lol. I'm just eepy because of my emotional issues haha

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wait, am I officially old? Does that mean I can finally go full Gandalf and start all my courses with bad "you shall not pass" jokes?

Validation for me feeling old

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