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[–] floppybiscuits@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Funny thing is these don't meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can't be used in most workplaces

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It doesn't have to be safe ... it just has to 'look' safe

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it's fine.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were killed later that day from a falling I-beam that was unsecured

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

that would kill you anyway...

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one's skull?

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a flimsy facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

I agree, but I fear that would require a comically large exterior. Ten gallons, as it were.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami. The bricks are very heavy and dangerous.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I hear the cartels are big on OSHA

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago

Adam Savage

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

White fedora? It's for when you recall a faulty android.

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

#1 douchebag for that particular job site

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 7 points 1 week ago

Sometimes you're at work and have to m'lady someone.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s going on my next resume

[Walking away, kicking rocks]

"I yee'd when I shoulda haw'd"

Texan oil pumping

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately these buffs don't stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Super Bowl Commercial.

[–] Strayce 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Annie, are you okay?

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't need the job. I need the hat.

If you wear it, they will come.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Professional Bull-rider?

Paintball cosplay.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?

Plot twist: He spared much expense.

[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The man from Delmonte says this building has to go

Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.

[–] bitchwhore@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

a one man village people band

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Construction cowboy

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

The foreman, of course

[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Crane operator.

They never get dirty.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Perfect for horse riding and cattle driving.

Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a job site toilet. Put it down, that's gross..!

"...You wouldn't go to the toilet in it...and then steal it again!"

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